garr
January 24th, 2002, 03:35 PM
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After lying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, “Seven Points”. His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?” The old man replied, “It’s fart football.” A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says,
“Touchdown, I;m ahead 14 to 7.” Not to be out done, the wife rips another
one and
says, “Touchdown, tie score.” Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker
and
says, “Field Goal, I lead 17 to 14.”
Now the pressure’s really on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard but to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but
instead of
farting he sh_ts the bed.
The wife looks and says, “What was that?”
The old man replied, “Half-time, Switch sides.”
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says,
“Touchdown, I;m ahead 14 to 7.” Not to be out done, the wife rips another
one and
says, “Touchdown, tie score.” Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker
and
says, “Field Goal, I lead 17 to 14.”
Now the pressure’s really on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard but to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but
instead of
farting he sh_ts the bed.
The wife looks and says, “What was that?”
The old man replied, “Half-time, Switch sides.”