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January 24th, 2002, 06:10 PM
A man is in a plane wreck over the atlantic ocean. He awakens on a desert island, no one else survived other than a dog and a sheep.
Many moons pass over him and still no signs of other human life. So after a couple of years, he has built a beutiful hut on the beach, all the fruit and wild grain he could want....BUT he starts to get a little horny. One day the sheep comes wandering by, he thinks to himself, I have heard people F%%% sheep, I'm gonna get me some of that. So he walks up behind the sheep and grabs him by the loins, when, all of the sudden out races the dog, barking and snapping. So he runs back to his hut. Once inside he thinks, I'll get him after dark. So night falls and he sneaks out of his hut, grabs the sheep, and just like before, the dog comes after him full bore snapping and barking. He decides to call it a night.
The next morning he awakes to the sound of choking, he runs out of his hut and sees a beutiful blond woman on the beach barely alive! He procedes to give her mouth to mouth and cpr BOOM she awakens like an angel! Of course she is very greatfull for her life and says, "thankyou thankyou for saving me, if their is anything I can do for you, any thing at all." he thinks for a moment. Then says, "anything?" "yes", she crys, "anything"
"well", he says, "this may sound kinda strange"
"go ahead", she says.
"would you mind taking that damn dog for a walk"?
Many moons pass over him and still no signs of other human life. So after a couple of years, he has built a beutiful hut on the beach, all the fruit and wild grain he could want....BUT he starts to get a little horny. One day the sheep comes wandering by, he thinks to himself, I have heard people F%%% sheep, I'm gonna get me some of that. So he walks up behind the sheep and grabs him by the loins, when, all of the sudden out races the dog, barking and snapping. So he runs back to his hut. Once inside he thinks, I'll get him after dark. So night falls and he sneaks out of his hut, grabs the sheep, and just like before, the dog comes after him full bore snapping and barking. He decides to call it a night.
The next morning he awakes to the sound of choking, he runs out of his hut and sees a beutiful blond woman on the beach barely alive! He procedes to give her mouth to mouth and cpr BOOM she awakens like an angel! Of course she is very greatfull for her life and says, "thankyou thankyou for saving me, if their is anything I can do for you, any thing at all." he thinks for a moment. Then says, "anything?" "yes", she crys, "anything"
"well", he says, "this may sound kinda strange"
"go ahead", she says.
"would you mind taking that damn dog for a walk"?