Mechanic
January 25th, 2002, 04:53 AM
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to
the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors:
green, red, orange, blue, yellow, and purple. The old man just stared.
The young man said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never
done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man
replied, "Got drunk once and had --- with a parrot. I was just wondering
if you were my son."
the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors:
green, red, orange, blue, yellow, and purple. The old man just stared.
The young man said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never
done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man
replied, "Got drunk once and had --- with a parrot. I was just wondering
if you were my son."