union joke

[The Infamous NO PLAY J]

A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was
attending a convention in Las Vegas
and, as you would expect, decided
to check out the brothels nearby.
When he got to the first one, he asked
the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100.00,
what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80.00
and the girls get $20.00."

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings,
the man stomped off down the
street in search of a more equitable,
hopefully unionized shop. His
search continued until finally he reached a
brothel where the Madam responded,
"Why, yes sir, this IS a Union House.
" The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00,
what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00"
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100.00,
looked around the room and pointed to
a stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam,
then gesturing to an 85-year
old woman in the corner, "but according to
the Union rules, Ethel here has Seniority."



PEACE