The Kid

[Slave067]

A kid walks into a genral store.
goes up to the guy at the counter and tells him that he needs some cat food.
The guy at the counter looks down at him and tells him he can't sell him the cat food till he sees the cat.
the kid goes home gets the cat and the guy sells him the cat food.

Next day the kid goes into the genral store.
walks up to the guy at the counter and tells him that he needs some dog food.
the Guy at the counter looks down at him and tells him he can't sell him the dog food till he sees the dog.
the kid goes home gets the dog and the guy sells him the dog food.

The next day the guy at the store is telling all the customers about this kid, there lafing about it and having a great time.
just then they see the kid walking down the street with this little white box.
the kid walks in and goes up to the guy at the counter.
You see this box?
Yes.
You see the hole in the top?
yea.
stick your finger in it.
the the guy sticks his finger in it and gets a funny look on his face.
the kid then tells the guy to swish his finger around.
the guy does it and gets a wierd look on his face.
the kid then tells the guy to take his finger out and smell it.
the guy does, as his head lunces back. It smells like SH*t.
I know I need toilet paper...