Muddy_Rabbit
January 29th, 2002, 06:04 AM
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Not so great moments in sports casting.
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Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator, "This
is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch
this morning and it was amazing."
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode
her mother."
Murray Walker, "The lead car is absolutely unique,
except for the one behind it which is identical."
Greg Norman, "I owe a lot to my parents, especially
my mother and father."
Alan Minter, "Sure there have been injuries and
deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
Terry Venables, "If history repeats itself, I
should think we can expect the same thing again"
Ron Atkinson, "He dribbles a lot and the opposition
doesn't like it - you can see it all over their faces."
Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977, "Ah,
isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president
is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There
goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening
his legs and showing his class."
US TV Commentator, "One of the reasons Arnie
[Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before
each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them, oh my God, what have I just said
Not so great moments in sports casting.
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Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator, "This
is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch
this morning and it was amazing."
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode
her mother."
Murray Walker, "The lead car is absolutely unique,
except for the one behind it which is identical."
Greg Norman, "I owe a lot to my parents, especially
my mother and father."
Alan Minter, "Sure there have been injuries and
deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
Terry Venables, "If history repeats itself, I
should think we can expect the same thing again"
Ron Atkinson, "He dribbles a lot and the opposition
doesn't like it - you can see it all over their faces."
Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977, "Ah,
isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president
is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There
goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening
his legs and showing his class."
US TV Commentator, "One of the reasons Arnie
[Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before
each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them, oh my God, what have I just said