The Infamous NO PLAY J
February 3rd, 2002, 02:38 AM
TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
10. You can trade a .44 for two .22's.
9. You can have one at home and another for the
road.
8. If you admire a friend's and tell him so, he
will be impressed and
let you try a few rounds with it.
7. Your primary one doesn't mind if you have a
backup.
6. It will stay with you even if you are out of
ammo.
5. It doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. It functions normally every day of the month.
3. It won't ask, "Do these grips make me look
fat?"
2. It does not mind if you go to sleep after
you're done using it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN:
1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
10. You can trade a .44 for two .22's.
9. You can have one at home and another for the
road.
8. If you admire a friend's and tell him so, he
will be impressed and
let you try a few rounds with it.
7. Your primary one doesn't mind if you have a
backup.
6. It will stay with you even if you are out of
ammo.
5. It doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. It functions normally every day of the month.
3. It won't ask, "Do these grips make me look
fat?"
2. It does not mind if you go to sleep after
you're done using it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN:
1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.