Kuni
February 6th, 2002, 04:56 PM
Definitions and Explanations
"Fine"
This is the word wimmin use at the end of any argument that
we feel we are right about but need to shut you up.
NEVER use "Fine" to describe how a woman looks. This
will cause you to have one of those arguments.
"Five Minutes"
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes
that your football game is going to last before you take
out the trash, so feel that it's an even trade.
"Nothing" I
This means something and you should be on
your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe
the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn
you inside out, upside down, and backwards.
"Nothing" usually signifies an argument that
will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word
"Fine".
"Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting
upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
"Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I
don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in
just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and
she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she
cools off.
"Loud Sigh"
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal
statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh"
means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing".
"Soft Sigh"
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs"
are one of the few things that some men actually
understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move
or breathe and she will stay content.
"Oh"
This word followed by any statement is trouble.
Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him
about what you were doing last night". If she says "Oh"
before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest
exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done
tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect
her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to
a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie.
Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get
raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so
unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about
them.
"That's Okay"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she
wants to think long and hard before paying you back for
what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often
used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with
a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point in the near
future when she has plotted and planned, you are going
to be in some mighty big trouble.
"Please Do"
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving
you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or
reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have
done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be
careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
"Thanks"
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say "you're
welcome".
"Thanks A Lot"
This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say,
"Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It
signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and
will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to
ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only
tell you "Nothing!"
"Fine"
This is the word wimmin use at the end of any argument that
we feel we are right about but need to shut you up.
NEVER use "Fine" to describe how a woman looks. This
will cause you to have one of those arguments.
"Five Minutes"
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes
that your football game is going to last before you take
out the trash, so feel that it's an even trade.
"Nothing" I
This means something and you should be on
your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe
the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn
you inside out, upside down, and backwards.
"Nothing" usually signifies an argument that
will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word
"Fine".
"Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting
upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
"Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I
don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in
just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and
she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she
cools off.
"Loud Sigh"
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal
statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh"
means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing".
"Soft Sigh"
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs"
are one of the few things that some men actually
understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move
or breathe and she will stay content.
"Oh"
This word followed by any statement is trouble.
Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him
about what you were doing last night". If she says "Oh"
before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest
exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done
tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect
her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to
a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie.
Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get
raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so
unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about
them.
"That's Okay"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she
wants to think long and hard before paying you back for
what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often
used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with
a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point in the near
future when she has plotted and planned, you are going
to be in some mighty big trouble.
"Please Do"
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving
you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or
reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have
done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be
careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
"Thanks"
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say "you're
welcome".
"Thanks A Lot"
This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say,
"Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It
signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and
will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to
ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only
tell you "Nothing!"