The Infamous NO PLAY J
February 12th, 2002, 03:20 AM
Two blonde guys were working on a house. The one who was nailing
down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either
toss it over his shoulder or nail it in. The other, figuring this was worth
looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed
toward me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward
the house, then I nail it in!"
The second blonde got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! The
nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the other side of
the house!"
PEACE
down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either
toss it over his shoulder or nail it in. The other, figuring this was worth
looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed
toward me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward
the house, then I nail it in!"
The second blonde got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! The
nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the other side of
the house!"
PEACE