toyota
February 13th, 2002, 07:48 PM
Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards:
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But
the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow ,
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In
hopes that, later, you'd be my -----.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish
it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class,
Especially when I'm spanking, your ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now
I'm fulfilled, so make me a samich.
4. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love
has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just
wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy, silly or corny, So, right
to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister, You
should check out the one that , I gave to your sister!
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But
the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow ,
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In
hopes that, later, you'd be my -----.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish
it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class,
Especially when I'm spanking, your ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now
I'm fulfilled, so make me a samich.
4. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love
has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just
wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy, silly or corny, So, right
to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister, You
should check out the one that , I gave to your sister!