quaz
February 13th, 2002, 08:33 PM
There are three Italian brothers at the dinner table with their father, two are fat, one is slim and trim.
<Italian Accent>
The Father looks at the first son and says "Why you so Fat?":mad:
The First son replys "Oh Papa, I lova tha Ravioli! I lova to eata tha Ravioli!":D
The Father says, "You take'a'too'big'a'bite. ":mad:
The Father looks at the Second son and says "Why you so Fat?":mad:
The Second son replys "Oh Papa, I lova tha Spaghetti! I lova to eata tha Spaghetti!":D
The Father says, "You take'a'too'big'a'bite. ":mad:
The Father looks at the Third son and says "Why you so Slim and Trim?"
The Third son replys "Oh Papa, I lova tha Pussy! I lova to eata tha Pussy!"
The Father says, "Why you like to eata tha Pussy? It tastes lika SH*T! "
The Third son says, "NO NO Papa, You take'a'too'big'a'bite." ;)
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<Italian Accent>
The Father looks at the first son and says "Why you so Fat?":mad:
The First son replys "Oh Papa, I lova tha Ravioli! I lova to eata tha Ravioli!":D
The Father says, "You take'a'too'big'a'bite. ":mad:
The Father looks at the Second son and says "Why you so Fat?":mad:
The Second son replys "Oh Papa, I lova tha Spaghetti! I lova to eata tha Spaghetti!":D
The Father says, "You take'a'too'big'a'bite. ":mad:
The Father looks at the Third son and says "Why you so Slim and Trim?"
The Third son replys "Oh Papa, I lova tha Pussy! I lova to eata tha Pussy!"
The Father says, "Why you like to eata tha Pussy? It tastes lika SH*T! "
The Third son says, "NO NO Papa, You take'a'too'big'a'bite." ;)
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