EMU spontaneous combustion

[M900]

Do not, I repeat do not turn to Aaron Carter's Valentine dance or your EMU will combust your nads will shrivel and fluids will oooze out of your body!! You've been warned!!

Sorry but I couldn't resist!!

[nascarrulez]

Have a 6 year old daughter, have no choice. HELP, mine are shriveling as I am typing.

[M900]

It's horrible.......I pity you but you are a great Dad!! It's weird I wanted to turn the channel but I couldn't......help me

[Philjanak]

Does that happen with boos coos (sp) or Barney also?

[M900]

Yes! And in some cases Brittany in Vegas, unless you turn the sound down and only look at her from the neck down!