bzg92064
February 23rd, 2002, 04:06 PM
>
> Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not
> have an e-mail address.
>
> You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
>
> Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she
> can create a screen saver.
>
> You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone
> is home.
>
> Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom of the
> screen.
>
> You buy a computer and 3 months later it is out of date and now sells for
> half the price you paid.
>
> Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first
> 20 or 30 years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around
> to go get it.
>
> Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be
> a hassle and take planning.
>
> You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
>
> You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
>
> Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
>
> Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
>
> You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
>
> You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
>
> You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if you
> just pulled the plug on a loved one.
>
> You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
>
> You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on
> your way back to bed.
>
> You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
>
> You're reading this.
>
> Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else.
>
>
> Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not
> have an e-mail address.
>
> You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
>
> Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she
> can create a screen saver.
>
> You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone
> is home.
>
> Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom of the
> screen.
>
> You buy a computer and 3 months later it is out of date and now sells for
> half the price you paid.
>
> Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first
> 20 or 30 years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around
> to go get it.
>
> Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be
> a hassle and take planning.
>
> You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
>
> You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
>
> Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
>
> Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
>
> You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
>
> You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
>
> You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if you
> just pulled the plug on a loved one.
>
> You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
>
> You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on
> your way back to bed.
>
> You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
>
> You're reading this.
>
> Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else.
>
>