Dtv Announces Card Swap!!!!!!!

[icu819]

AP & UPI DirecTv announced today that they will begin a new card swap starting March 1, 2002. DirecTv spokesperson Tanya Memme said "this new card swap would be the first in a series of new card issues in the coming years". Many industry analyst believe that this card swap could change the face of Pirating in the United States and Canada. Tanya said "this new P5 and upcoming P6 card is very similar to the American Express Blue card, this new blue card is the new 512 bit encription system now being used by Nasa and the FBI", when question by this reporter on reading this card thru a ISO 7813 card reader Tanya stated that " NDS has assured us like previous issues this card is hackable only by pirates and not the general public" Tanya also was very pround that her pose would be on the card adding a touch of class. Hugh Hefner also announced today that Tanya has agreed to pose for Playboy this coming fall. Immediatly Tanya was promoted to VP for customer relations for Playboy.

[PackerBacker]

LMAO:cool:

[BigDog4All]

If I agree to sign for this new card, can I share the fruits of Tanya for a night?

Just one night, I'll be finish with her after that. Then you can have her. Maybe she can even help me setup my P5 or P6 EMU setup, too.

[TDonn]

Originally posted by BigDog4All
If I agree to sign for this new card, can I share the fruits of Tanya for a night?

NOPE...

She's mine....:gg

[so.calguy]

not only is she incredibly beautiful, she is also a big fan of the greatest basketball team ever! :cool:

[vonkivell]

oh yeah looks good. pic reminds me of Sharon Stone ...I want to see this chick on 596...what are the chances of this?

[denrod3762]

I can't wait for the September issue of Playboy. Also I would like to nominate her for Playmate of the Year!!!!1

[PackerBacker]

Originally posted by vonkivell
oh yeah looks good. pic reminds me of Sharon Stone ...I want to see this chick on 596...what are the chances of this?

Your treading dangerous waters their my freind! :)

[slowrtrfickeeprt]

so.calguy, great photo editing!!! You are in the wrong business! Why'd you cover her up?

[vonkivell]

Originally posted by PackerBacker


Your treading dangerous waters their my freind! :) Ok ....I guess I was letting my imagination get the best of me.

[TDonn]

Originally posted by vonkivell
Ok ....I guess I was letting my imagination get the best of me.

Fine (this time)...Now post a apology to Miss Memme:mad:

[BrainDamage]

Originally posted by BigDog4All
If I agree to sign for this new card, can I share the fruits of Tanya for a night?

Just one night, I'll be finish with her after that. Then you can have her. Maybe she can even help me setup my P5 or P6 EMU setup, too.

Do I even ask if DOGGIE STYLE is going to me on the menu?

Sorry.

-BrainDamage

[damodci]

New Fix should only use Memme.hardcor as your cor file!

[vonkivell]

Originally posted by TDonn


Fine (this time)...Now post a apology to Miss Memme:mad: ......................................Tanya I would like to take this time to apologise for my impure thoughts...

That's better.....

[BigDog4All]

Ya'll can have her, after I am finish with her.

Just one night with the Dog, and she will throw bricks at most of you.

[Trailer#420]

LOL, now you know that this one was TRUE.


card swap, dead ahead.

Watch everybody panic!


Question, will it be a H to HU, or........ and everything to P4??


only your hairdresser knows for sure!

[icu819]

Don't worry people this new P4-P5 card will not replace the HU till next year at the earliest!!!!!!! By the way HU EMU works great, just get enought horses to run the system.

[Sgt_Stedenko]

My Hu EMU works just fine. :gg

[richiemiami]

i don't know are you guys into fat women?

she looks a little chunky me


rm

[Sgt_Stedenko]

i don't know are you guys into fat women?

Naah! She's not chunky. She might have a little "cushy on the pushy" tho. :gg :gg :gg :gg :gg :gg