thedog
March 1st, 2002, 02:55 PM
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other
very much. One day, while walking through the woods,
they came neither one had crossed a golden frog.
They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The
golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he
did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them that they could have
three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other
bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for
a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his
head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but
carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the
neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his
wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It
appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that
Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself.
Shaking his head, Mr.Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears
in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear
in the world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they
both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit revved the
engine, thought for a second, then said,
"I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!"
and rode off as fast as he could!
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other
very much. One day, while walking through the woods,
they came neither one had crossed a golden frog.
They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The
golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he
did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them that they could have
three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other
bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for
a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his
head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but
carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the
neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his
wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It
appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that
Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself.
Shaking his head, Mr.Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears
in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear
in the world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they
both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit revved the
engine, thought for a second, then said,
"I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!"
and rode off as fast as he could!