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March 5th, 2002, 05:32 AM
Reuters- DirecTv spokesperson Ms Memme announced today that FedEx and DirecTv with do a "overnight swap of all H cards" this coming Sunday. FedEx is expected to put 200 planes on alert status along with 400 drivers who will be outfitted with orange jump suits (green was ruled out due to current fighting in Afganistan) so that DirecTv customers can identify them as the "Sat TV Man". FedEx spokesman Wally Clevor stated that these drivers who are giving up their time off this sunday to help stamp out TV terriosm (i.e. Pirates). The National Guard will be put on alert due to the fact that most pirates use this card for thief and President Bush is concerned Riots may brake out! The 82nd Airborne Division will be designated as the stand by unit on alert status.
The new cards issued will be the new P5 card according to Ms Memme who's picture by chance is on the new card.
The new cards issued will be the new P5 card according to Ms Memme who's picture by chance is on the new card.