It's TAX weekend...

[BigDog4All]

Well, how many of you will be doing the dreaded "Pay your US Pimps" in Washington this weekend?

If I can get to not owning more tha about $2000, then life will be good. I might even fire up a phat one and celebrate, you know I will.

Yes, I wait until the last minute, and yes, I owe year after year. And no, I do not get refunds. Nice way of saying, "I screwed you and your money, and now I will be nice and give you a little back"....Bullsh!t.

So, if I am not around this weekend, I will be helping your fine friendly governmemt, by doing the honor or dishonor thing, by paying for GW and his War machine. Just maybe, my few $$$$$ will slip past his greedy hands and help someone in true need. Like a single Mom, a hungry child, a homeles family, or maybe even some of you.

It's the admission price for living in a great country like this. It's the azzholes that run it, is who I can't stand.

So if any of you feel sorry for the Dog, don't. I will be lying as much as I possible can, to make this as painless as possible. Maybe I will start at the end (What I want back) and then work backwards to accomplish that number.

[bobydigatl]

Did my taxes near the end of Jan! Did them online for free and got both my returns within 10 days. Got back a lil less than $1000. Doing them early has it's perks.

Good to see you back bigdog.

[ElVato]

I always try to OWE Uncle Sugar (hopefully less than about $500). Why should I let him use MY money, interest free all year long. I just don't understand people bragging that they are getting X amount of dollars back from the Government. You're NOT getting crap from them, they are just returning some of YOUR money that they have been using for free. Do you know of anyone (outside of friends and family) that will loan you money without paying interest? I don't mind paying my fair share, but it just ticks me off to no end to see some of the foolish things they find to spend it on. Do they spend their own money that way? Hell no!! Most are millionaires and they didn't get that way by squandering THEIR money. End of rant....I'm finished....LOL :) :) :)

[bobydigatl]

LMAO

[quaddawg]

I got tax holdin a beach towel over the window that lets the sun shine in my face EARLY in the AM (10:00).

[phoztech]

well i got back about $4500...
a little fib there a little fib here.. but in the end what really did it was the fact that i lost my ass on the stock market...

[so.calguy]

dudes, taxes on a $650,000 house is totally enough! :eek: this weekend i let wifey worry about the other lil chump taxes we owe, while i surfed, smoked some reef, and full on spectated the DODGER game. :cool:

[2gapa]

...Still playing the numbers here - Goal is to get what I owe below 1K. Don't forget to deduct your Girl Scout cookies (charitable contribution) and your Den membership (professional dues). :)

[geewiz]

http://www.givemeliberty.org/

[BigDog4All]

Well, I did the best I could. Got my bill to below $3000.00. I hope everyone is happy. My Congressman and women, will now go out and buy some more rockets, bombs, and bullets for the Bush regime. Maybe we can find more people in the world to bomb for his personal war.

That's not to mention the other over $18000.00 that they stole during the year.

And yes I did deduct my Girl Scout cookies and my Den membership for professional dues here. I also deducted my EMU equipment for entertainment. I tried to work something out with my Doctor to deduct my Bud Sack bill. With a phat sack going for over $400.00, and since it go through about 10 or so bud sacks a year...that adds up too.

Oh well, let me go twist one up and relax....cause I have been screwed. But what you expect when you got a d*ck and a bush in office?

[crownvic]

Originally posted by BigDog4All
My Congressman and women, will now go out and buy some more rockets, bombs, and bullets for the Bush regime. Maybe we can find more people in the world to bomb for his personal war.


After the attack in New York and you think that this is Bush's personal war...
It's a freakin attack on America is what it is,there ain't nothing personal about it.
Crvic

[bigbidme]

Originally posted by BigDog4All
Well, I did the best I could. Got my bill to below $3000.00. I hope everyone is happy. My Congressman and women, will now go out and buy some more rockets, bombs, and bullets for the Bush regime. Maybe we can find more people in the world to bomb for his personal war.



Obviously the 3000 DEAD AMERICANS didn't have the same effect on you as most Americans. All I can say is it was Clinton closing down our Military Bases and Downsizing the Active Duty Servicemen and Women that put us in a position to need to spend money to regain our numbers. By all means if it is my $19,700.00 in taxes to recoup some of that strength so be it.

But how the hell do I still owe $3800.00:( :(

When I get my Acountant out of the trunk of my car I think I will have to ask him again:D :D

[sigtau]

Originally posted by crownvic

After the attack in New York and you think that this is Bush's personal war...
It's a freakin attack on America is what it is,there ain't nothing personal about it.
Crvic


Amen....If they spend my money on bombs, so be it. Just don't miss with 'em.

[elk32170]

Just wanted to get my sig into this thread...it seems as appropriate now as it did back then. Best to nip small problems in the bud before they become BIG problems.

Regards,
.elk

[Sgt_Stedenko]

Tax deadline:

US: April 15th

Canada: April 30th

[BigDog4All]

Now I knew it was Clinton's fault for Black Sunday. I knew it was Clinton's fault for me looping my HU. I knew it was Clinton's fault for my Searching For Signal. I also knew it was Clinton's fault for all my IVACs.

But since his Daddy started all that BS war crap, that attack was directed to his Son. You may say, it was a personal attack on Amerika, but we all know the truth. They just want you to think, you are unpatriotic, if you dare question the bushwacker's regime. Remember, this is politics, Everything is fair game. Plus, how many countries have we bombed? Does that mean I'm unAmerican, NO. It just means that I am not in support for the family Bush war.

[bigbidme]

What about the USS Cole during the Clinton years?

What about the 2 US embassy's in Africa during the Clinton years?

What about the Planning that went into the Sept, 11th attack During the Clinton years?

What about the First Twin Tower bombing during the Clinton Years?

If this was a Bush Family war than who is Clinton his Step-Brother?

But then according to you Bin Laden must have been related to Nostradamus because of course he new Bush's son was going to be President. Didn't He?

[elk32170]

Originally posted by BigDog4All

But since his Daddy started all that BS war crap, that attack was directed to his Son. You may say, it was a personal attack on Amerika, but we all know the truth. They just want you to think, you are unpatriotic, if you dare question the bushwacker's regime. Remember, this is politics, Everything is fair game. Plus, how many countries have we bombed? Does that mean I'm unAmerican, NO. It just means that I am not in support for the family Bush war.


I don't believe the attack was directed at Bush Sr. or Jr. personally, but even if it was, then the attackers made a grave miscalculation in the resolve and determination of our country when they attacked us on our home turf. They want to go after a particular person, fine, but when they knock down two towers and part of the Pentagon (and remember, they tried for at least one more plane) the country is going to react strongly, and continuously, until the perceived threat is no longer there.

And no, I don't think you're unAmerican or unpatriotic. Disagreement with our government and other citizens is American. You and I may disagree, but I would hope we can do so civilly, and with respect.

Regards,
.elk

[BigDog4All]

And if we were in a fox hole together, I would die preserving your life. That's what war is about, To kill the other bastard.

But only if it is an all out war, not a personal war.