Jungle George
May 30th, 2002, 02:19 PM
Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they headed
back home just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to
pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and
drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.
The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took
off her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them.
The second one not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid
of my panties..." so she used the ribbon from a floral wreath to clean
herself.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the
phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out, it
seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home
without her panties...". The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine
came home with a card stuck to her butt that read, "We will never forget
you".
back home just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to
pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and
drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.
The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took
off her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them.
The second one not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid
of my panties..." so she used the ribbon from a floral wreath to clean
herself.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the
phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out, it
seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home
without her panties...". The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine
came home with a card stuck to her butt that read, "We will never forget
you".