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Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's court. He
had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's
voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician
exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to
satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to
arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder
and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon
being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a
special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of
itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the
Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the
Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the
itching powder, which he quickly put it into his mouth, and for the
next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's itching
problem. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the
Dragon Slayer left satisfied and was touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio
the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his
obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared
less, and knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this
matter to the King-shooed him away with no payment being made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the
same itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King quickly
summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
MORAL OF THE STORY
Pay your bills.