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Kentechnical
July 19th, 2002, 04:13 PM
Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection.

And that was the beginning of the Secret Service.

Since that time, federal police authority has grown to a large number of multi-letter agencies -
FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, FEMA, etc.

Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service."

Can't you see them now, these highly trained men and women in their black outfits with their initials in large white letters across their backs: "FATASS"

feel safer already!

georgeww
July 19th, 2002, 10:20 PM
ANYTHINGS better than nothing!!

lars
July 22nd, 2002, 12:43 AM
Ive got searched twice in private by those FATASS guys because they tell me I look like a potential threat... !!!! Man, I have russian background, Im short, caucasian, and very hairy... But if they see Osama, they would never stop him and ask !!!

Those Bastards !!!

hahahaha

lars