TBIRD
July 21st, 2002, 07:01 PM
There were three couples that showed up for the first time at church one Sunday. A Newly Wed couple, a Middle Aged couple, and an Elderly couple.
After the service the three couples met with the preacher and said they liked the church and wanted to join. The preacher said that they could see how over crowded the church was already with people standing in the isles already but did not want to turn anyone away so he said if you can pass a test than you will be welcome in the church.
They all agreed and the preacher thought for a while and finally said if you can go one month without --- you can join the church. They all agreed and went one their way.
One month later after church the three went up to the preacher and said they were ready to join. He asked the Elderly couple how they had did. The Old guy said we haven’t had --- for so many years we could have joined that first Sunday. The preacher said welcome to the church. He than asked the Middle aged couple how they did. The Middle aged guy answered that the first two weeks were easy, the third was hard and the fourth took everything he had not to do it. The preacher said welcome to the church he than looked at the young couple and asked so how did you young people do. The guy looked at him and said, well the first week was rough, the second week was driving him crazy, and the third was hell and he couldn’t take it any more when he saw his wife bending over the deep freeze in her tight little short shorts and he took her right there. The preacher said I’m really sorry young couple but I can’t allow you in the church. The young man said yeah we figured that we are not allowed in Grocery store any more either.
After the service the three couples met with the preacher and said they liked the church and wanted to join. The preacher said that they could see how over crowded the church was already with people standing in the isles already but did not want to turn anyone away so he said if you can pass a test than you will be welcome in the church.
They all agreed and the preacher thought for a while and finally said if you can go one month without --- you can join the church. They all agreed and went one their way.
One month later after church the three went up to the preacher and said they were ready to join. He asked the Elderly couple how they had did. The Old guy said we haven’t had --- for so many years we could have joined that first Sunday. The preacher said welcome to the church. He than asked the Middle aged couple how they did. The Middle aged guy answered that the first two weeks were easy, the third was hard and the fourth took everything he had not to do it. The preacher said welcome to the church he than looked at the young couple and asked so how did you young people do. The guy looked at him and said, well the first week was rough, the second week was driving him crazy, and the third was hell and he couldn’t take it any more when he saw his wife bending over the deep freeze in her tight little short shorts and he took her right there. The preacher said I’m really sorry young couple but I can’t allow you in the church. The young man said yeah we figured that we are not allowed in Grocery store any more either.