robinhood
July 21st, 2002, 08:19 PM
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven.
As she stood in front of St.Peter at the
Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of
clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock
will move."
"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have
never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Hillary. "And whose
clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us
that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bill's clock?" asked Hillary.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
As she stood in front of St.Peter at the
Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of
clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock
will move."
"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have
never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Hillary. "And whose
clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us
that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bill's clock?" asked Hillary.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."