Mechanic
July 23rd, 2002, 04:28 AM
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and reports that her body
hurts wherever she touches it.
Impossible....says the doctor. Show me what you mean.
So, she takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. Then
she pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it
goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, You're not really a brunette, are you?
No, I'm actually a blonde, she replies.
I thought so.....says the doctor....Your finger is broken
hurts wherever she touches it.
Impossible....says the doctor. Show me what you mean.
So, she takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. Then
she pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it
goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, You're not really a brunette, are you?
No, I'm actually a blonde, she replies.
I thought so.....says the doctor....Your finger is broken