rubberman
July 28th, 2002, 11:41 AM
There was family that lived on the farm. One day the husband and wife decided to have children so they do their thing and 9 months later their first child was born. The new mother told the father to open the barn door and whatever the first thing he sees they will name the child. He opens the door and instantly spots a wagonwheel. He yells to his wife, WAGONWHEEL!. The new baby is named Wagonwheel Jones. Years later it time for school for Wagonwheel. This school is in a schoolhouse where all grades are in one room. Since its the first day the teacher wanted each student to stand up and to introduce themselves. So it gets to Wagonwheel turn, he stands up and says "my names is Wagonwheel Jones". The teacher responds by telling Wagonwheel to let the children know his real name and not a nickname. Once again he says "my name is Wagonwheel Jones". Now the teacher is getting mad and says "Wagonwheel, if you dont tell the children your real name, i will send you home. NOW tell the children your real name". FOr the third time Wagonwheel stands up and says "my name is Wagonwheel JOnes". Teacher tells Wagonwheel to go home. Wagonwheel stands up and turns to his little brother and says " come on Chickensh!t she wont believe you either.