Patition Far Mow Gams

[JakethePeg]

LO I FINK WE SHUD AV MORE GAMS BUTT DEY ARE 2 ARD FORK ME CUZ I KANT SPEL LEARY GUD.
KAN U MAIK IT SIMPLUR.HAND CLOWNVIC WEE KNOT NEEED A GAMS THORUM FANKS.

[Psycho99]

Jack, my friend, you are the perfect candidate fer my new miracle tonic...Psycho's Green Goat Urine Tonic.....(Pat. Pending)...It'll cure your speech impediment, as well, as give you a better and vibrant memory...

~~The Psycho

[Sgt_Stedenko]

Lay off the goat urine.

[JakethePeg]

LO SHARGENT SPAGGETIO BUT I UNLY DLINK GHOSTS MILK NOT DUH UDDER.EYE HALLSO FOUGHT CELLULITE WUS A GUD MODD.

[The Foxy One]

now I found a thread where someone talks like me....:Z

F alk$q cbbi pl _^a klt+,

The Foxy One;)

[Sgt_Stedenko]

now I found a thread where someone talks like me.

You're talking in code, he's talking for real. :gg

[WYATT]

Hey there JTP, where have you been. How's that third leg coming along? You may have to translate this post. I'm not sure what language you are speaking, but it's still good to hear from you. We all thought the warts, I mean those five extra toes may have caused you to become ill. What kind games did you have in mind???

[Sgt_Stedenko]

I mean those five extra toes may have caused you to become ill.

You mean he's from Kentucky, and his Mother is his Sister??? :gg :gg :gg

[WYATT]

Exactly.

[The Foxy One]

OH! then it has to be the goat urine his drinking....:R :Z

The Foxy One;)

[JakethePeg]

U HAUL MAIKE FUNN HAT MEE I AVE MMEYE HONE WEBSIGHT HAND AVE MUNEY..WEE HALLREDDY AVE PEEFOUR EMULOTION WITHE KNOW COMPEWTER.....
SHARGANT SPAGGETTIO EYE U'ST 2 FINK U WUZ OK......

[Sgt_Stedenko]

Give me a couple of hours of heavy drinking, and I'm sure I'll understand what you just said. :gg

[The Foxy One]

What he say!

The Foxy One;)

[Sgt_Stedenko]

Please tell me. :gg

[Psycho99]

Well i can make most out...like hime callin the Sarge "SHARGANT SPAGGETTIO"....LMAO, Jake....:D

~~The Psycho

[WYATT]

Originally posted by JakethePeg
U HAUL MAIKE FUNN HAT MEE I AVE MMEYE HONE WEBSIGHT HAND AVE MUNEY..WEE HALLREDDY AVE PEEFOUR EMULOTION WITHE KNOW COMPEWTER.....
SHARGANT SPAGGETTIO EYE U'ST 2 FINK U WUZ OK......


OK, I think I got it. He has a web site that rents U HAUL vehicles and he sells EMU LOTION, he makes funny hats, and he has to PEE FOUR times a day. And I don't think he is too happy with Sgt.

[JakethePeg]

SARGE SPAGGETTIO....YHAT U BEE OK HAND FIREYFOX BEE OK HAND SHRINK HEAD HIS HALLSO OK.
HORNEYELK MAN HALLSO BEE OK DOGBONE GRANDADDY BEE OK.

[WYATT]

:Z :Z :Z :Z :Z :Z :Z :Z :Z

[The Foxy One]

What he say?:Z :R

I think he says we bee ok....LOL

The Foxy One;)

[WYATT]

Yep, it looks like everyone his OK, I think.

[crownvic]

More Gams,foxy can you start a ABC type of thread for those that are deprived of a brain.:)

[eeprom7777]

Originally posted by WYATT



OK, I think I got it. He has a web site that rents U HAUL vehicles and he sells EMU LOTION, he makes funny hats, and he has to PEE FOUR times a day. And I don't think he is too happy with Sgt.

Stop. That is too freak'n hilarious !!!!!!!!!!

[Sgt_Stedenko]

And I don't think he is too happy with Sgt.

I don't know about that. He say's I BEE OK. :gg

[The Foxy One]

Originally posted by Sgt_Stedenko


I don't know about that. He say's I BEE OK. :gg


Well Sgt....... that's better than you pee ok....LMAO....
:gg :gg :gg


The Foxy One;)

[Sgt_Stedenko]

Well Sgt....... that's better than you pee ok....LMAO..

I do that well too. :gg

[crownvic]

Wonder if Emulotion is good for the skin (never tried it)
Once ate an Emu Egg and my neck Muscles became really strong,also could run faster.
I think he was talking about the PEE Four cards,reckon he cracked em. Also i think he was operating his Computer from a U-haul truck..maybe he needs mobility for the business. :Z :Z

[Sgt_Stedenko]

Also i think he was operating his Computer from a U-haul truck..maybe he needs mobility for the business.

You figure he's trying to keep one step ahead of the law??? :gg

[WYATT]

Originally posted by Sgt_Stedenko


You figure he's trying to keep one step ahead of the law??? :gg

I think the law is dodging him. Wouldn't you!!!

[^Falcon_65^]

Originally posted by The Foxy One
OH! then it has to be the goat urine his drinking....:R :Z

The Foxy One;)

The Storm Shelter! Home of "GUS"! The Goat Urine Smilie! Only one on the internet! :eek:

http://www.indirectv.com/vb2/upload/images/smilies/goat.gif

[WYATT]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Sgt_Stedenko]

I think the law is dodging him. Wouldn't you!!!

Hehehe...I guess until they figure out what language he's speaking, they can't get a translator to read him his rights. :gg

[The Foxy One]

LOL!:D
It's all in the way you hold you mouth:gg



The Foxy One;)

[Sgt_Stedenko]

Are you an expert in that? :gg

[The Foxy One]

LOL........If I was I would know what he said!:Z

maybe you have to stand on your head too....

The Foxy One;)

[Psycho99]

LMAO....Thanks, Falcon!!:D :cool: ...Y'see folks,....the goat urine phenomenon is bigger that all of us.....:D

~~The Psycho

[JakethePeg]

WHOTS RONG WIDTH U PEEEPEL EYE CUM EAR 2 BEE FRENDES AHND U MAIK FUNN OFF MEE..DEN U TAWK ABOWT GHOSTS URANG I FINK U R'NT RIGHT...I BEE OK U BEE INSALTITIVE 2 MEE.:mad:

[Psycho99]

Awww, Jake :(...The Psycho loves ya! :D

~~The Psycho

[elk32170]

Originally posted by JakethePeg
SARGE SPAGGETTIO....YHAT U BEE OK HAND FIREYFOX BEE OK HAND SHRINK HEAD HIS HALLSO OK.
HORNEYELK MAN HALLSO BEE OK DOGBONE GRANDADDY BEE OK.

heehee.... ;) You "BEE OK" in my book too...but I can't figure out who "hand shrink head" is? (It's probably really obvious, but I'm just not putting it together...)

.elk

[The Foxy One]

sure we do JakethePeg ........ If Psycho99 woves ya! you got to be a ok dude!!!!:gg

Watch him Psycho99....LOL:eek:


The Foxy One;)

[The Foxy One]

LOL...........HORNEYELK MAN there you go ELK a new nick...
I didn't know you was like that:R

The foxy One;)

[^Falcon_65^]

Originally posted by elk32170


heehee.... ;) You "BEE OK" in my book too...but I can't figure out who "hand shrink head" is? (It's probably really obvious, but I'm just not putting it together...)

.elk


mmmmm seems to use "HAND" for and, so translate "and shrink head" which I would guess is Psycho... he sees it as a shrunken head...lol

[The Foxy One]

LOL! ok now that we know who we are I think we are getting some where......hehehe

Ok! lay another one on us JakethePeg on a ROLL now..:D


The Foxy One;)

[The Foxy One]

Originally posted by JakethePeg
WHOTS RONG WIDTH U PEEEPEL EYE CUM EAR 2 BEE FRENDES AHND U MAIK FUNN OFF MEE..DEN U TAWK ABOWT GHOSTS URANG I FINK U R'NT RIGHT...I BEE OK U BEE INSALTITIVE 2 MEE.:mad:



what I get is

Whats Wrong With You People I come here to be friends and you make fun of me.....then you talk about ________ _______ I think your not right....I be ok you be insensitive to me.



The Foxy One;)

[Psycho99]

...your blanks should be goat urine (GHOSTS URANG)...lmao!!

~~tHE pSYCHO

[JakethePeg]

CEE PELICAN_65 HUNDURSTANS MEE E BEE OK HAND FREE WURDS EYE KAN SEY 2 IM CUZ E HUNDURSTANS MEE....
SPAM SPAM SPAM:) ;) HAND VIKE-CINGS HEE NOSE WHOT EYE MEEN

[The Foxy One]

say it ain't so!!!!!!!!:Z

now that well thank some time...

The Foxy One;)

[MercurE1]

Ok can we start a pool on where he is from... born and raised in Arkansas... betting he is within 100 miles of me

[The Foxy One]

you don't talk like that DO YOU?:Z
Still trying to understand what he said.. I wonder what a game would be like this....:R He wants a game...


The Foxy One;)

[Hells_Rectum]

I think the game has started and we are all way behind.

By the way. That damn urinating goat is the worst thing I have seen. Only Falcon would come up with that. How, I don't know, but he did it.:cool:

[Sgt_Stedenko]

You can never find a translator when you need one. :gg

[rod3369]

Jake take that darn tongue ring out and maybe things will improve! LOL Got a good laugh out of this one!

[eeprom7777]

JAKE WHER AR U ??? WE WUZENT AMAKIN AFUN OF U !! CUM BAK N WILL HELP YA!!!!

[Psycho99]

no eeprom, it should go like this...


PEGGYLEG BEE OK UND WES R VERIES SULLY FOE BEINGS INSATITIVE TOO USE,WEES LIKES U. WEEE WUNTS TOO BEE FRENDSLY

~~The Psycho

[WYATT]

You tell him Psycho!

[elk32170]

Originally posted by Psycho99
no eeprom, it should go like this...


PEGGYLEG BEE OK UND WES R VERIES SULLY FOE BEINGS INSATITIVE TOO USE,WEES LIKES U. WEEE WUNTS TOO BEE FRENDSLY

~~The Psycho

As plain an invitation to return as I've ever seen. ;)

.elk

[Sgt_Stedenko]

Jake take that darn tongue ring out and maybe things will improve! LOL Got a good laugh out of this one!

Tongue Ring? I think it's more like a tongue chain. :gg

[JakethePeg]

Originally posted by Psycho99
no eeprom, it should go like this...


PEGGYLEG BEE OK UND WES R VERIES SULLY FOE BEINGS INSATITIVE TOO USE,WEES LIKES U. WEEE WUNTS TOO BEE FRENDSLY

~~The Psycho
u haul shootem up!!! u mink funnie off mee hand respect mee 2 ang-ar-ownd.... Y u ave capitials on r u showting.

[Sgt_Stedenko]

weee no mink fun off yu. wee wan tu hunderstan wat yu say.

[Psycho99]

u haul shootem up!!! u mink funnie off mee hand respect mee 2 ang-ar-ownd.... Y u ave capitials on r u showting.


LMFAO...Sorry, Jake :gg

~~The Psycho

[eeprom7777]

I'm sorry too Jake!

Ok, Let's get serious here... I'm pretty sure now he's definately got a uhaul. I think he had a website and some money in it (maybe a p4) and now someone has shot it up! (Probably try'n to get the p4 and the money...)

Anyone else?

Oh yeah, and he wants Rise to mow the games!

[The Foxy One]

I think if he drank just a little bit more goat urine he bee ok!:R

The Foxy One;)

[Psycho99]

HAY PEGGYLEG WHER R U I HOPPING U R'NT UPSEL WID WE U BEE OK WID SHRUNKEN HEAD PELICAN_65 SAIS HERRO, HAND SAY MIST U PLEES COMING HER AGEN.


!!SHRUNKEN HEAD

[elk32170]

Originally posted by The Foxy One
I think if he drank just a little bit more goat urine he bee ok!:R

The Foxy One;)

Maybe it was the goat urine that made him talk that way in the first place? :gg :gg

.elk

[cardmuncher]

Hey this might help understand him:

I ran his first statement through the altavista russion to english and this is what I got:



On I FINK SHE SYUUD AV THE SEA GAMS BUTT DEY THE ARE of 2 ARD FORK ME CHUZ KANT IS RIPE LEARY BUZZ.KAHN U OF MAIK IT OF SIMPLUR.YUAND CHLOSHNVICH TO NECK KNOT NEYEYED A GAMS TYUORUM
FANKS.


Now it's all coming clear to me !

[Sgt_Stedenko]

Maybe it was the goat urine that made him talk that way in the first place?

Now that's an interesting thought. Psycho might need to put a warning label on the bottles, before he starts selling the stuff.

Maybe even include a MSDS sheet. :gg

[Psycho99]

I already have the MSDS sheet fer it getting final approval, Sarge....:)

~~The Psycho

[Sgt_Stedenko]

I already have the MSDS sheet fer it getting final approval,

I can't wait to read it. :gg

[The Foxy One]

LOL.........^UP

Let me get coffee then I'll try to understand this.....:R


The Foxy One;)

[elk32170]

Originally posted by Psycho99
I already have the MSDS sheet fer it getting final approval, Sarge....:)

~~The Psycho

hehe...it can't be more confusing than some I've come across lately. ;)

[Sgt_Stedenko]

I think Foxy doesn't know what MSDS is.

[elk32170]

Originally posted by Sgt_Stedenko
I think Foxy doesn't know what MSDS is.

Or, she's still trying to figure out what in the world JakethePeg "bee" talking about....

The other day, I had to hunt down a Material Safety Data Sheet for anhydrous ethanol-D6 (also known as denatured spirits, ethyl alcohol, and Everclear ;) ). After reading it, my first thought was, "People drink this stuff??" :gg :gg ;)

.elk

[The Foxy One]

LOL.........I don't even know what I'm doing here!!!!!!:gg

The Foxy One;)

[elk32170]

:D Almost sounds like Dante Hicks from "Clerks"....

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!!" :D :D

.elk

[The Foxy One]

LOL!! That too I should be cleaning house.....:R :( :Z


So I'm not supposed to be here!!!!!! LMAO

The Foxy One;)

[JakethePeg]

EYE FIREYFOX RU BEEING OK.....
EYE FINK DAT DUH MODULATORS BEE DOO-WING A GUD JOBB C'ING DAT WEE GOTT SIRRY IRRIOTS EAR....
SRINKEN HEAD HAND SKELATIN DAADIE BEE IRRIOTS BUTT DEY MAKEUM MEE LAFF.. :gg

[The Foxy One]

LOL.........They make you laugh......Oh! ok
It takes me a few but I get your msg there Jake BTW: are you married:D :Z


The Foxy One;)

[JakethePeg]

Originally posted by The Foxy One
Jake BTW: are you married:D :Z


The Foxy One;)
KNOW BUTT EYE HALF PRENTLY LOUVERS :cool:

[elk32170]

Originally posted by JakethePeg
EYE FIREYFOX RU BEEING OK.....
EYE FINK DAT DUH MODULATORS BEE DOO-WING A GUD JOBB C'ING DAT WEE GOTT SIRRY IRRIOTS EAR....
SRINKEN HEAD HAND SKELATIN DAADIE BEE IRRIOTS BUTT DEY MAKEUM MEE LAFF.. :gg

Hey, now...."srinken head" and "skelatin daadie" are not "irriots"... ;) Wee likes you lots, if youz stays friendleee... ;)

.elk

[Psycho99]

Originally posted by JakethePeg:
I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
Wherever I go through rain and snow,
The people always let me know:
There's Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
The day that I was born, oh boy, my father nearly died.
He couldn't get my nappies on, no matter how he tried,
'Cause I was born with an extra leg, and since that day begun,
I had to learn to stand on my own three feet,
Believe me that's no fun.

I'm Jake the peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um,
Wherever I go through rain and snow,
The people always let me know:
There's Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

I had a dreadful childhood, really,
I s'pose I shouldn't moan,
Each time they had a three legged race,
I won it on my own.
And also I got popular,
When came the time for cricket,
They used to roll my trousers up,
And use me for the wicket.

I'm jake the peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
Wherever I go through rain and snow,
The people always let me know:
There's Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

I was a dreadful scholar,
I found all the lessons hard,
The only thing I knew for sure was three feet make a yard.
To count to ten I used my fingers,
If I needed more,
By getting my shoes and socks of,
I could count to twenty-four.
(Pause...count: 1 2 3 4 5....) To twenty-five!

I'm jake the peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
Whatever I did they said was false,
They said 'Quick march,' I did a quick waltz.
Then they shouted at me 'Put your best foot forward.'
'But which foot?' I said.
'It's very fine for you, you only got a choice of two, but me!

I'm jake the peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

:D

~~The Psycho

[JakethePeg]

MEYE BRO LOTE DAT SUNG.:) HEE GOTT 4 LEGGS

[WYATT]

Hey JTP, I'm typing this message real slow so that you can read it.lol.. How is everything in pegland? Have you come up with any new games yet???

[eeprom7777]

Originally posted by WYATT
Hey JTP, I'm typing this message real slow so that you can read it.lol.. How is everything in pegland? Have you come up with any new games yet??? Yeah! Do you have games on your website?
Can you tell us how to get there?

[Bone Daddy]

Idiot huh? Well Jake I'm not the one typing with my nose.

[Sgt_Stedenko]

HEE GOTT 4 LEGGS

Now I know he's from Kentucky. :gg

[crownvic]

Originally posted by Sgt_Stedenko


Now I know he's from Kentucky. :gg
Only animals have four legs,sarge are you suggesting what I'm thinking. eek!

[WYATT]

Nice avatar Vic.

[RD24601]

I’ve got to say that this has been one of the most hilarious threads I’ve read in a long time. You guys (and gals - Foxy) are the best. EVEN if you make fun of us KENTUCKIANS!

Eye ell tauk tu yu sum uder tym :Z

rd24601

[Psycho99]

PEGGYLEGGY WARE R YU HAR HU SLIIPHING

~~The Psycho

[The Foxy One]

What we all talking like that so JakethePeg can understand US?

btw: RD24601 you one them there head hunters....hehehe!
Oh! boy his brother has 4 legs hope he don't show up...lol


The Foxy One;)

[RD24601]

No more hunting for me after seeing the likes of Phychos avatar :Z

As for the “talking style”, I guess I’m just reverting back to my native language :K

[Sgt_Stedenko]

Oh! boy his brother has 4 legs hope he don't show up.

We'll know he's here when he starts saying BAAAAAAAAAAA. :Z :eek:

[BugleBoy]

Originally posted by JakethePeg
U HAUL MAIKE FUNN HAT MEE I AVE MMEYE HONE WEBSIGHT HAND AVE MUNEY..WEE HALLREDDY AVE PEEFOUR EMULOTION WITHE KNOW COMPEWTER.....
SHARGANT SPAGGETTIO EYE U'ST 2 FINK U WUZ OK......

I used to live in Jake's neighborhood.....here is what he is saying.

"You all (a southern expression) are making fun at me. I have my own website and have money. We already have P4 emulation (arrgh!!! Someone else trying to stir the pot)with the new(?) computer. Sarge, I use to think you were okay."

Sorry Sarge, I just translate 'em as I see 'em.

BugleBoy

[Sgt_Stedenko]

Check a few posts further down, and he says I BEE OK. :gg

[WYATT]

Originally posted by BugleBoy


I used to live in Jake's neighborhood.....here is what he is saying.

"You all (a southern expression) are making fun at me. I have my own website and have money. We already have P4 emulation (arrgh!!! Someone else trying to stir the pot)with the new(?) computer. Sarge, I use to think you were okay."

Sorry Sarge, I just translate 'em as I see 'em.

BugleBoy

Good work BugleBoy. We've been trying to crack that for quite a while. I'd say that your were more than a neighbor to Jake. I'd say you two must be related.lol...Your grammar is much better though.

Keep up the good work!

[JakethePeg]

U HAUL WOOD REED MOW U 2 WOOD HALF DUH PEE 4 CLACKED..MEE KNOT DAT STEWPID. SHRINK EM ED U BEE SOE UGLEE...........

[Psycho99]

Jake, why do u flink i bee uglee???:(

~~The Psycho

[JakethePeg]

U KATCH FRIES WIDTH DAT MOOF.

[Psycho99]

...He he...that's the point, Jake....:Z

~~The Psycho

[Bone Daddy]

I just came back from Arkansas, so I'm prepped to help in the P4 crack with him...LMAO..Shrink em ed yu tuch an uglee maine...LMAO

[Psycho99]

He he...Bones, I think Maryjack, DataHOLE, and Potty need yer help...LMMFAO....:D:D

~~The Psycho