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milogone
August 6th, 2002, 07:33 PM
Little Johnny and the PIRATE!

Johnny - How did you lose your leg?
Pirate - Arrrrrr....I got it shot off by a cannonball.

Johnny - How did you lose your hand?
Pirate - Arrrrr.I got it cut off by a sword. arrrrrr.

Johnny - How did you lose your eye?
Pirate - Arrrr. A Bird flew past and POOPED in my eye.

Johnny - Did the acid in the POOP, damage your eye,
Pirate - ArrRRR...No it was the second day I had the HOOK.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!