Got Bread?

[milogone]

Got any bread?
A Duck walks into a bar and says to the Barman

"Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any ****ing bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any ****ing bread, ask me again and I'll nail your ****ing beak to the bar you irritating bastard!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?