crownvic
August 10th, 2002, 01:49 PM
1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the
bright side, it's really good pay.
2. My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the
tire I noticed your cat. Sorry!
3. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mend. Here's a
bouquet of flowers . and a box of Depends.
4. Heard your wife left you,! how upset you must be. But don't fret
about it She moved in with me.
5. Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help
but wonder ... What the he** was I thinking?
6. Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your
husband.
7. How could two people as beautiful as you . Have such an ugly baby?
8. I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After
having met you ... I've changed my mind.
9. I must admit, you brought Religion into my life ... I never believed in He** till I met you.
10. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am ... that you're not
here to ruin it for me.
11. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ... would you
like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.
12. Someday I hope to get married ... but not to you.
13. Happy birthday! You look great for your age ... Almost Lifelike!
14. When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that
we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
15. I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best
friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys.
16. We have been friends for a very long time ... what do you say we
stop?
17. I'm so miserable without you ... it's almost like you're here.
18. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out
who the father was?
19. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and
there was only one life jacket ... I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
20.Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday.So we're having you put to sleep.
21. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama and
Mississippi)
and the list goes on and on and on...:D
bright side, it's really good pay.
2. My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the
tire I noticed your cat. Sorry!
3. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mend. Here's a
bouquet of flowers . and a box of Depends.
4. Heard your wife left you,! how upset you must be. But don't fret
about it She moved in with me.
5. Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help
but wonder ... What the he** was I thinking?
6. Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your
husband.
7. How could two people as beautiful as you . Have such an ugly baby?
8. I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After
having met you ... I've changed my mind.
9. I must admit, you brought Religion into my life ... I never believed in He** till I met you.
10. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am ... that you're not
here to ruin it for me.
11. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ... would you
like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.
12. Someday I hope to get married ... but not to you.
13. Happy birthday! You look great for your age ... Almost Lifelike!
14. When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that
we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
15. I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best
friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys.
16. We have been friends for a very long time ... what do you say we
stop?
17. I'm so miserable without you ... it's almost like you're here.
18. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out
who the father was?
19. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and
there was only one life jacket ... I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
20.Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday.So we're having you put to sleep.
21. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama and
Mississippi)
and the list goes on and on and on...:D