Too Quiet

[Bone Daddy]

Did someone fart and shut all the windows????My nose is plugged so help me out...

[rod3369]

Yeah you did and we all passed out. HEHEHEHE!!

[Bone Daddy]

What could be more important than listening to a spinning skull and a talking carrot? And rod the correct reply would have been, those who smelt it dealt it...But my nose is plugged so I'm out...LMAO

[Psycho99]

lmao...i kept coming around, but on;y saw Bone's post at 5:30 pm....four hours ago...nice to see sumone's alive and kickin'...:D

~~The Psycho

[Bone Daddy]

So what you're saying Psycho is you launched a depth charge and closed the door in here?????LMAO...At 5:30 that sucker had staying power....LOL

[chevychompers]

I'd hate to see the toilet after psycho was done. Probably look like somebody stuck a firecracker in a Baby Ruth.:gg

[elk32170]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
What could be more important than listening to a spinning skull and a talking carrot?

You know, I've been asking myself this very same question for days now. ;)

.elk

[Sgt_Stedenko]

I'd hate to see the toilet after psycho was done. Probably look like somebody stuck a firecracker in a Baby Ruth.

I'm trying my best not to picture that in my mind. :Z :Z :eek:

[Psycho99]

Man...Let's just say that i wished i had a camera :eek:!!..lmao..

~~The Psycho

[BrainDamage]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
What could be more important than listening to a spinning skull and a talking carrot? And rod the correct reply would have been, those who smelt it dealt it...But my nose is plugged so I'm out...LMAO

Or, whoever denied it supplied it!

[BrainDamage]

Originally posted by Psycho99
Man...Let's just say that i wished i had a camera :eek:!!..lmao..

~~The Psycho

And we are all SO grateful that you don't! The mental picture is disturbing enough.

[elk32170]

Originally posted by Psycho99
Man...Let's just say that i wished i had a camera :eek:!!..lmao..

~~The Psycho

And let me just say that I'm glad you don't. ;) :eek: :gg :gg

.elk

[elk32170]

hehehe....BrainDamage beat me to it... ;)

.elk

[rod3369]

Originally posted by BrainDamage


Or, whoever denied it supplied it!

Thanks for the Defense Brain!

[Bone Daddy]

There's nothing worse than woman poots and puppy farts!!!:eek: :o
Hi Brain,Elk For the game tonight I'm gonna load up on cabbage and Molsen's...Maybe do a few jumping jacks for good measure!!

[rod3369]

i beg to differ. I fed my rottweilers some cheese enchiladas a couple of days ago. Needless to say Lysol did no justice...

Women do not poot, we fluff... Sounds more feminine that way.

[elk32170]

Originally posted by rod3369
Women do not poot, we fluff... Sounds more feminine that way.

Hi, rod....so most women are therefore "fluffers"? ;)

.elk

[Bone Daddy]

I know where this is going..ROTFLMAO:eek: .... All I can see is 20 women kicking the bejesus out of ELK!!!!LOL

[elk32170]

Yeah, I wondered about that when I typed it, Bone Daddy. ;) Well, it was all written in fun, and I'll bet I can outrun 'em anyway. ;) (Of course, I may not want to... :gg )

.elk (Hmmm, how do I delete that post? ;) )

[rod3369]

well not intentionally, anyway like you men. You men revel in being called "farters". the louder they are the more macho you are. go figure.

[Bone Daddy]

I have the secret of the "One cheek sneek" just PM me...LMAO PS works better on a hard wood floor

[Psycho99]

werks great on a hard wood floor....Hey, bones...i betcha never thought this would turn into a "multiple page thread", huh???:gg...btw...where's Vic?

~~The Psycho

[Bone Daddy]

how could a fart thread go this long???? I went thru the alphabet 3 times!!! Dam cabbage and molsons!!! Don't know about Vic??? he's probably tring to light them as I say'em!!!LMMFAO!!!

[SWEET OLD LADY]

i think you young gentlemen are disgusting........if you were my son i would put you over my knee a spank you all...... i was eating my lunch when i read this fowl post...bone daddy you should be ashamed of yourself young...man.....

[Bone Daddy]

You have that same sound of anger my mother gets when she talks to me on the phone...Thank you for the young man!!!!Welcome to the Pirate Den!!!BTW watch it with the fowl(foul) talk, Psycho99 has a chicken fetish..

[Sgt_Stedenko]

.if you were my son i would put you over my knee a spank you all.

Sounds interesting. :gg

[SWEET OLD LADY]

HOW DARE YOU CORRECT MY SPELLING!!!!!you have no respect young man....
if you have a problem with your bowels then i suggest you see a doctor.......rather that make it public and totally disgrace yourself!!! you need a lesson of the whoop..a$$ to correct your manners.....:mad:

[Bone Daddy]

Now you REALLY sound like my mom....

[Psycho99]

Uhhhhh.....did sumone say CHICKEN????:eek:

~~The Psycho

[Bone Daddy]

Dang now you got him EXCITED!!!!!It just tastes like chicken...LMAO..

[WYATT]

Damn Bones, what's up with you and that sweet old lady? I haven't been here for a while and now you've got a grandmother on your a$$. You haven't been seeing here her granddaughter have ya.lol???

[Bone Daddy]

This is the fart thread that wouldn't die.....To recap I beat her up..She's 72 and in good shape...teach her to come in here and start something!!!!hey Wyatt good to see you...Cripes been too long!!

[WYATT]

Them old hags can be pretty tough. Don't turn your back on em. They like taking cheap shots. This one sounds pretty tough. Where's Psycho when you need him? Some goat urine might straighten her out. Then she might know where we're coming from.lol. Damn I'm out of beer.

[Bone Daddy]

GOD WHY IS THAT AVATAR TURNING ME ON??????????ROTFLMAO

[Bone Daddy]

Not to mention the purty mouth!!!!!!LOL

[2gapa]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
GOD WHY IS THAT AVATAR TURNING ME ON??????????ROTFLMAO

That scares me - everyone knows sheep are ---y. Not pigs.

[rod3369]

Originally posted by 2gapa


That scares me - everyone knows sheep are ---y. Not pigs.

Yeah but when a man gets desperate...LOL

[elk32170]

Originally posted by rod3369
Yeah but when a man gets desperate...LOL

heehee....I must say, I've never been that desperate. (And knock on wood, I never will... ;) )

[Sgt_Stedenko]

Yeah but when a man gets desperate.

I'd sooner drag Broom Hilda into bed, than go after barn animals. :gg