easymoney007
August 13th, 2002, 01:56 PM
> > The Redhead
> >
> > A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and reports
> > that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible" says the doctor,
>"show me what you mean." So, she takes her finger and pushes her elbow and
>screams in agony. Then she pushes her knee and screams, and pushes her ankle
>and creams
> > and so on. Everywhere she touches, she screams. The doctor says "You are
>not really a redhead, are you?" "No" she says, "I'm really a blonde." "I
>thought so" says the doctor, "your finger is broken."
> >
> >
> > A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and reports
> > that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible" says the doctor,
>"show me what you mean." So, she takes her finger and pushes her elbow and
>screams in agony. Then she pushes her knee and screams, and pushes her ankle
>and creams
> > and so on. Everywhere she touches, she screams. The doctor says "You are
>not really a redhead, are you?" "No" she says, "I'm really a blonde." "I
>thought so" says the doctor, "your finger is broken."
> >