Headache

[easymoney007]

It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are
> spending
> >the day at the zoo. She's wearing a
> >cute, loose-fitting, slinky, pink spring dress, sleeveless with
> straps.
> >He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt.
> >
> >The zoo is not very busy this morning, and as they walk through
> the ape
> >exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla.
> >Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape (no pun intended).
> >
> >He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2
> feet), he
> >grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand.
> >He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the slinky, wavy
> dress.
> >
> >The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny, and
> suggests
> >that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The
> >husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him,
> and play
> >along.
> >
> >She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises
> that would
> >wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that
> >she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She
> does, and
> >Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down.
> >
> >"Now try lifting your dress up to your thighs and sort of fan it
> at him,"
> >he
> >says .... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now
> >he's doing flips. The husband then grabs his wife by the hair,
> rips open
> >the
> >door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and
> >slams the cage door shut and yells: "Now, tell HIM you have a
> headache."
>