Psycho99 - I'd Rather Not Say

[BrainDamage]

Psycho99...

DO NOT LOOK HERE!!! (http://www.morehead-st.edu/projects/meatgoat/index.html)

And, REALLY do NOT look HERE (http://www.goatworld.com/articles/castrationanduc.shtml)

And DO NOT (http://www.nal.usda.gov/ttic/tektran/data/000012/90/0000129014.html) look at this link!

Thank you for not looking!

[BrainDamage]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
Braindamage that was the funniest sh!t I've seen in a long time!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!! And definately don't look here (Edited out the link by request)

I saw that in another thread earlier today... I think you posted it ...

Absolutely disgusting!

[Bone Daddy]

Wait SGT asked about it and I reposted it..I'm sooooo sorry...Hi Brain..

[chevychompers]

This is turning into a "Pink Flamingos" thread. Sickest movie I ever saw. If you have not seen it Brain check it out. Directed by John Waters starring Devine. Totally disgusting, but one of a kind.

[Bone Daddy]

Now that's one brother i could do without in drag....

[chevychompers]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
Now that's one brother i could do without in drag....

Wait til you see him shoplift a steak.:R

Nice av Bones. Kinda reminds me of the first time I took Viagra.

[Bone Daddy]

Originally posted by chevychompers


Wait til you see him shoplift a steak.:R

Nice av Bones. Kinda reminds me of the first time I took Viagra.
Huh?????? Too much imput..too little beer!!!LMMAO

[BrainDamage]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
Wait SGT asked about it and I reposted it..I'm sooooo sorry...Hi Brain..

I guess Mr. Vic has a weak stomach.. But then again.. looking at some kids hand in a meat grinder is kind of ... well... maybe it is the "other white meat".

[Bone Daddy]

Brain I deleted my post..It was in bad taste and I'm sorry..Some sites are just too nasty for even us...LMAO

[Psycho99]

Brain...i don't wanna talk about castration....I'm married...remember(member being the key word):eek::eek:????

However...Many pastures in the Appalachian Region are abandoned, and contain unwanted brush. Some farmers use goats to clear pastures because it is relatively inexpensive and avoids use of herbicides. When a lot of goats are put on the pasture, there is a greater chance that urine deposits will overlap, and cause high rates of nitrogen addition. This can cause nitrate pollution of ground water. Sooner or later in the renovation program, farmers will apply agricultural limestone to the pasture under renovation. We tested whether early surface application of limestone would reduce the amount of nitrate pollution by converting some of the nitrogen to gaseous ammonia a part of which could be absorbed by nearby plants. We collected soil cores from an abandoned pasture. brought them to a greenhouse, and surface applied the equivalent of 6720 kg/ha limestone to half the columns. We then added goat urine one, two, or three times to simulate pasture receiving one, two, or three depositions of urine. The more urine applied to the columns, the more of it was transformed into ammonia gas. On average, limestone application more than doubled the amount of nitrogen released as ammonia. Three applications of urine damaged plant growth considerably. With time, plant cover in scorched treatments recuperated, but broadleaf plants tended to replace grasses in these columns. These results showed that early limestone application increased the amount of urine nitrogen transformed to ammonia gas, which should reduce N pollution of groundwater.

:D...I rest my case....:Z Bring forth the naysayers....:)

~~The Psycho

[crownvic]

Originally posted by BrainDamage


I guess Mr. Vic has a weak stomach.. But then again.. looking at some kids hand in a meat grinder is kind of ... well... maybe it is the "other white meat".

Me a weak stomach..lol.
I BBQ Rodents,now the latter is true.
Don't like to see them kiddies abused and all the other stff from that sick website..

[Bone Daddy]

Yup respect is due to my friend Crown....I won't post another bad link..Unless you ask....

[crownvic]

I see i mispelled a word or two,darn why is it if you go back and edit something it shows....
edited by...........
Now if you're really fast it won't show that.
The sad part is when I went to correct it really fast it still came out wrong.:Z
Guess it's me.:Z

[BrainDamage]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
Brain I deleted my post..It was in bad taste and I'm sorry..Some sites are just too nasty for even us...LMAO

Yup... agreed... I was just razzin' Mr. Vic.. Like I said to Crownvic in a PM, if I wanted to look at something really disgusting, I would go HERE (http://www.rosiemagazine.com/home/index.html)

Now that is sick!

[Train7651]

Brain you are one sick sick sick sick man!!!

[WYATT]

Originally posted by Train7651
Brain you are one sick sick sick sick man!!!


No, he's just BrainDamaged.lol!!!!!

[crownvic]

I happen to think that ROSIE is ---y,I wish they would replace Tanya with her.:gg

[WYATT]

The sickness is spreading!!!!!

[Bone Daddy]

I could turn her straight...:eek:

[WYATT]

Leave her be Bone Daddy, If you straighten her out she may produce offspring.

[BrainDamage]

Originally posted by crownvic
I happen to think that ROSIE is ---y,I wish they would replace Tanya with her.:gg

Have you ever seen what Chef-Boy-R-Dee Beefaroni looks like when it is spit on a monitor?

[WYATT]

ROFLMAO!!!!

[Sgt_Stedenko]

Have you ever seen what Chef-Boy-R-Dee Beefaroni looks like when it is spit on a monitor?

You should never eat while in the BS forum. :gg

[elk32170]

Originally posted by Sgt_Stedenko
You should never eat while in the BS forum. :gg

Or drink coffee. :D

[Train7651]

Seatbelts must be worn and your hands must stay inside while aboard this ride.

[Sgt_Stedenko]

I didn't know this was a rollercoaster ride. Come to think of it, it is! :gg ;)

[Bone Daddy]

Rosie and me in a closed cage jello wrasslin match..Hoo Hoo..Clash of the titans!!!Live on PPV channel 102..Pay early and get 2 dollars off...

[Sgt_Stedenko]

You're a sick puppy. :gg

She's a bigger man than you are. You'd lose in a heartbeat.

[elk32170]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
Rosie and me in a closed cage jello wrasslin match..Hoo Hoo..Clash of the titans!!!Live on PPV channel 102..Pay early and get 2 dollars off...

I'm not sure I can stomach this roller coaster ride anymore... :gg :gg ;)

.elk (eewwwww, Rosie)

[BrainDamage]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
Rosie and me in a closed cage jello wrasslin match..Hoo Hoo..Clash of the titans!!!Live on PPV channel 102..Pay early and get 2 dollars off...

I am now ashamed that we are both called BD for short.. :gg :D :Z

[Bone Daddy]

Ahh come on, You all have posted worse..Besides I'd let the little lady win...Petite flower she is...ROTFLMAO:eek:

[elk32170]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
Ahh come on, You all have posted worse..Besides I'd let the little lady win...Petite flower she is...ROTFLMAO:eek:

This has to be thge first time "petite" has been used in with respect to Rosie....

Btw, the scuttlebutt in the entertainment news is she's in a deep funk because some anti-depression medicine she was taking caused her to gain weight, and now she's eating like crazy. Yeah, that makes sense. :R :gg :gg

.elk

[BrainDamage]

Originally posted by elk32170


This has to be thge first time "petite" has been used in with respect to Rosie....

Btw, the scuttlebutt in the entertainment news is she's in a deep funk because some anti-depression medicine she was taking caused her to gain weight, and now she's eating like crazy. Yeah, that makes sense. :R :gg :gg

.elk

It makes perfect sense to me... put an A in front of "petite" and you get...

[Bone Daddy]

Ape tit??? LMAO, or a pet it???Hee Hee HI DaimBramage!!!!!

[TheJesteR]

OMG, i think the castration was less sick..

[Hells_Rectum]

The Bonzai Kittens are still my favorite.:cool: I even emailed the guy and told him that botox injections should work great for a longer term of paralisis. They are good for about 6 months if I am not mistaken.:D

[Bone Daddy]

Hells!! Great to see you posting....Always informative....Thanks I'll try the Botox on the sheep..I'll post the results...

[Bone Daddy]

Thanks.,...See i told you guys I was cool....

[Psycho99]

Originally posted by SWEET GRANNY
you make me so proud bone daddy......i knew deep inside that you were a gentleman....i just kissed you'r avatar on the monitor...
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
bye cupcake

...Now yer scaring me :eek:......somebody wanted to kiss sum Bones????...Holy Shnike!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

~~The Psycho

[Bone Daddy]

Hey it could be worse...You might try kissing a green clown..LMAO

[BrainDamage]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
Hey it could be worse...You might try kissing a green clown..LMAO

Yea, or even worse, you could be trying to kiss a green clown's bone... er, bones..

[Bone Daddy]

Bring it over here baby..

[BrainDamage]

Originally posted by MRREDSKINBOB
hey kiss my avatars butt...........smooch

Sure... someone agrees and you go and change your avatar so that "kiss by butt" turns into licking bacon! That is not very nice! ;)

[Sgt_Stedenko]

I say we turn him into pork chops. :eek: :gg ;)

[Bone Daddy]

Someone say ribs????

[Sgt_Stedenko]

Someone say ribs????

With lots of sauce.

Yummy!

[Bone Daddy]

I'm thinking hawaiian style..Bury that boy in the ground overnight undedr hot coals....Ummmmmmm...Pork the other white meat...

[ex-subscriber]

slab bacon

[Sgt_Stedenko]

I'm thinking hawaiian style..Bury that boy in the ground overnight undedr hot coals..

And then have a luau (sp?). Sounds good to me. :cool:

[TheJesteR]

Watch yourself Bob,

Rosie would make quick work of you LiL piggy

[Psycho99]

HEY!!!!!!! This thread wuz supposed to be about ME!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: ...Get it back on track!;) :gg

~~The Psycho

[Sgt_Stedenko]

ME ME ME...that's all you think about. :gg

[elk32170]

"But enough about me; let's talk about you. What do you think about me?" :gg :gg ;)

[elk32170]

Originally posted by Psycho99
HEY!!!!!!! This thread wuz supposed to be about ME!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: ...Get it back on track!;) :gg

~~The Psycho

How about we wander even further and make it about Psycho99 & Rosie? :gg :gg

[Psycho99]

Originally posted by elk32170


How about we wander even further and make it about Psycho99 & Rosie? :gg :gg

:mad: I'm gonna clear a space on my wall!!...:gg ;)

~~The Psycho

[Psycho99]

Originally posted by masterdean


Make a mockary of Charlton Heston and the NRA on her show=Big Problem!!!!!
She should be forced to drink goat urine for that!!!!!!


NO, NO NOOOO!!! That would be a reward fer the way she treated him and tom Sellek........:Z :gg

~~The Psycho

[elk32170]

Originally posted by Psycho99


:mad: I'm gonna clear a space on my wall!!...:gg ;)

~~The Psycho

Better get to work; you're gonna need a whole room (or two). :gg :gg

.elk

[Bone Daddy]

Rosie is a suck up wanna be actress and comedianne...Doesn't like guns..too frekin bad baby..Did you ever read the Constitution????It's in there for a reason...She's just afraid somebody will mistake her for a cow and shoot her...Not alot of meat on that cow, but imagine the butt roast?????Talk about ending world hunger...Maybe she's a lesbian cause NO MAN would "take one for the team" LMMAO.....:eek: :K :eek: :eek:

[Bone Daddy]

I'm still laughing my butt off....Where's ELK? Write that one down!!!

[elk32170]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
I'm still laughing my butt off....Where's ELK? Write that one down!!!

So noted, and duly archived for historians. ;)

[BrainDamage]

Psycho and Rosie? Hmmmm.. who would be on top?

Sorry Psycho, the thread was getting off topic, which you clearly pointed out is YOU. I wanted to make sure we got back on track here.

[Bone Daddy]

Still laughing!!!!

[elk32170]

Originally posted by BrainDamage
Psycho and Rosie? Hmmmm.. who would be on top?


For Psycho's health, I sincerely hope it's not Rosie. :gg :eek:

[BrainDamage]

Originally posted by elk32170


For Psycho's health, I sincerely hope it's not Rosie. :gg :eek:

As long as Psycho is not here (yet) to defend himself... are we still talking about Rosie O'Donnell? Or, in Psycho's case are we talking about Rosie Palm?

[WYATT]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

[Bone Daddy]

Actually we're still kinda on the thread topic..Or as close as we get..As for whether Rosie likes to be on top???Ewwwe stomach's turning, lunch's coming back up at the thought..:eek: Forget that Rosie's more of a BOTTOM FEEDER anyway....ROTFLMAO

[Psycho99]

Originally posted by elk32170


Better get to work; you're gonna need a whole room (or two). :gg :gg

.elk

By the look of yer new av, all i would need to mount that rack is a matchbox, and a thumbtack :eek: :gg....:D..LMMFAO!!!

~~The Psycho

[Bone Daddy]

LMAO Well I hope Elk hurrys up, this fat suit is killing me..LMAO

[elk32170]

You can strip the fat suit, Bones...I've pulled the av (as you can tell :D ). At least you can peel the suit off; it's gotta be easier than peeling Rosie off. :gg :gg

"matchbox and a thumbtack".... LMAO! :D

.elk (my kids dig the new av too)

[Psycho99]

What????...Do i amuse you...????:mad:....How am i funny???....No!..you said it...how am i funny?.......whadday mean????;):gg

~~The Psycho

[elk32170]

Originally posted by Psycho99
What????...Do i amuse you...????:mad:....How am i funny???....No!..you said it...how am i funny?.......whadday mean????;):gg

~~The Psycho

You have that impression nailed. (At least in my head.... ;) )

[Psycho99]

LMAO...Bones must be gone or fried....i'm glad sumone here saw it!

BTW...i got it EXACTLY like it goes......it wuz the condensed version, though..without all the F-BOMBS!!!!:D

~~The Psycho

[Bone Daddy]

Hey I'm here dammit..My puter was on the friz but I'm here you're queer,ohoops wrong speech...LMAO I've only killed a 12 pack so I'm dead sober..Wobble wobble, burp

[elk32170]

Man, I don't even recognize my own freakin posts with my new av. :gg :gg

Good thing you left the F-bombs out, Psycho...woulda been the RC for sure. ;)

I quit at two, Bones, but moved on to the vodka & pineapple juice. :D I love that stuff....

.elk

[BrainDamage]

Bone Daddy.... you better be really careful.. I think Psycho might have a copyright on your avatar!

I am still laughing !! FUNNY AS HELL ! !

edit: As long as everyone is stealing avatars... Thanx Chevy! :Z

[Bone Daddy]

Hey Brain..moo err...baaaa baaaa

[BrainDamage]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
Hey Brain..moo err...baaaa baaaa

Ewe have a nice new avatar! I wonder if Rise could let us know if we have a record thread here.. I'll bet it has to be one of the longest, most meaningless, not to mention demented threads in the history of The Den. I think each and every one of us that has participated in this thread from the beginning should be awarded with another year of premium membership.

Rise?

[Bone Daddy]

And i say again backyard wrasslin' is still around, that puppy is twice this size..But it had a purpose and this one doesn't..But on the other hand it previewed 12 MRREDSKINBOB avatars...And that alone was worth it..Hey where's ELK? Musta passed out, or fallen and couldn't get up?..LOL:eek:

[BrainDamage]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
... But it had a purpose and this one doesn't.....

How can you possibly say, with a straight face, that this thread has no meaning. Have you taken the time to read this thread again in its entirety? I know I haven't.

But, a short re-cap:

We have discussed the following:

1. Rosie O'Donnell
2. Goat Urine (as in just about every other thread)
3. Goat Castration (I started this thread with this topic)
4. We have edited out some nasty link because a weak stomach could not handle it.
5. Train7651 thinks I am a SICK SICK man
6. What Chef-Boy-R-Dee Beefaroni looks like when it is spit on a monitor.
7. The definition of PETITE
8. Bonzai Kittens (by Hell's_Rectum
9. MRREDSKINBOB knows how to change his avatar

I could go on... but I will let you guys pitch in now..

[Bone Daddy]

10. The meaning of Life, just like the bible I'm sure it's hidden in here somewhere..
11. Don't drink and chat(see the avatars)
12. Lesbian freedoms
13. Taking one for the team..Nuff said about that..LMAO:eek:

[elk32170]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
And i say again backyard wrasslin' is still around, that puppy is twice this size..But it had a purpose and this one doesn't..But on the other hand it previewed 12 MRREDSKINBOB avatars...And that alone was worth it..Hey where's ELK? Musta passed out, or fallen and couldn't get up?..LOL:eek:

Yep....the vodka snuck up on me (usually I'm just a beer guy) and I figured I'd better pack it in. I'm sure this thread has a purpose, I just can't decide what it is. Really fun thread, though....

.elk

[Bone Daddy]

I'm gonna watch the pigskin classic today and get more philisophical as I drink..Wait till you see what I post later:eek: :K :eek: :K

[Sgt_Stedenko]

Wait till you see what I post later

I can hardly wait. :gg ;) :eek: :eek:

[Bone Daddy]

I have your gun gif....I may go undercover..I think chevy is on the shine again..

[Sgt_Stedenko]

Oh oh...

[chevychompers]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
I have your gun gif....I may go undercover..I think chevy is on the shine again..


Drinking beer and skimming the frog pool today Bone Daddy. Too hot for the shine right now. I can't wait til winter:)

[TheJesteR]

Originally posted by chevychompers



Drinking beer and skimming the frog pool today Bone Daddy. Too hot for the shine right now. I can't wait til winter:)

That reminded me of somthing,

Around the begining of this summer I was considering buying a pool..
I saw these nifty 10' diameter 5' deep pools in the catalog of one of the super stores, the price was fair.

Me not being a summer person i thought it would be nice to buy one to soak in on hot days, But, after a little thought i desided against it.

I realized that the french canadian guy in the trailer next door would always be inviting himself over while i was at work and swimming in the damb thing, And who wants a dirty french man in his pool.

Frog pool.. Ya no kidding I almost had one in my yard..lol

Who ever was shooting the at the frogs (i think it was chevy?).. I think i have a job for you

[Bone Daddy]

Yup that was Chevy allright..A frog-killing machine:eek:

[chevychompers]

Watch where you shoot....

Canuckman, I'll get over there soon. I have been a little depressed what the the end of the H and all.......

[BrainDamage]

Hey MRREDSKINBOB.. nice beef you have there.
I assume that is beef and not goat meat?

And, this was written when MRREDSKINBOB was using an avatar of someone flipping a burger on a grill... this avatar could change at any moment without notice so I figured I should make this clear for future readers.

[elk32170]

Originally posted by BrainDamage
And, this was written when MRREDSKINBOB was using an avatar of someone flipping a burger on a grill... this avatar could change at any moment without notice so I figured I should make this clear for future readers.


LOL! Yeah, I got bit by that bug when Bob was using a giant eye, and then three minutes later, my post made absolutely no sense. :gg :gg

.elk (moo baby!)

[Sgt_Stedenko]

I think Bob should put a disclaimer/warning in all his messages. Something like Avatar may change at any time.

[Bone Daddy]

Seems like BOB got hammered in the "free gif section of yahoo" Hell I woke up with a peeing goat last time I went there...LOL HI Chevy, Brain,Moo baby,SGT!!!!:cool:

[elk32170]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
... "free gif section of yahoo"...

I am so there. ;)

.elk (mooo back atcha, Bones :D )

[Bone Daddy]

I ran thru this thread and found WYATT posted ROTFLMAO as an answer about 3 or 4 times...This was some funny sh!t..Whatever happened to Rosie and Psycho????And the jello wrasslin'?????BOB's had the same avatar for an hour now..And elk I still love that av..SGT and chevy need to kill some frogs...And BOTOX still's making my lips tingle...LMAO

[elk32170]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
I ran thru this thread and found WYATT posted ROTFLMAO as an answer about 3 or 4 times...This was some funny sh!t..Whatever happened to Rosie and Psycho????And the jello wrasslin'?????BOB's had the same avatar for an hour now..And elk I still love that av..SGT and chevy need to kill some frogs...And BOTOX still's making my lips tingle...LMAO

Yep, another seriously wandering thread. I saw a pic of Rosie today on the Enquirer (or Star, or something) and all I could say was "Yikes". :eek: :eek:

Botox? I think you need to find a new hobby, Bones... ;)

.elk

[Bone Daddy]

Elk you saw a picture of Rosie? The Hubble musta spin around in the wrong direction!!LMAO She's so big it snows on her forehead and rains on her feet...Jeules Verne journeyed to the center of her..I turn around and I can still see her..It took me 5 rollovers and a jump to get off her stomach..LMMAO

[BrainDamage]

This is a very poor excuse, but I thought some of you might enjoy it anyway.

--

My mother was a fanatic about public toilets. As a little girl, she'd
bring me in the stall, teach me to wad up toilet paper and wipe the seat.

Then, she'd carefully lay strips of toilet paper to cover the seat.

Finally, she'd instruct, "Never, never sit on a public toilet seat." And she'd
demonstrate "The Stance," which consisted of balancing over the toilet
in a sitting position without actually letting any of your flesh make contact with
the toilet seat. But by this time, I'd have peed down my leg. And we'd go
home.

That was a long time ago.

I've had lots of experience with public toilets since then, but I'm
still not particularly fond of them, especially those with powerful, red-eye
sensors. Those toilets know when you want them to flush. They are
psychic toilets. But I always confuse their psychic ability by following my
mother's advice and assuming The Stance.

The Stance is excruciatingly difficult to maintain when one's bladder is
especially full. This is most likely to occur after watching a
full-length feature film. During the movie pee, it is nearly impossible to hold The
Stance. You know what I mean. You drink a two liter cup of Diet Coke,
then sit still through a three-hour saga because, for God's sake, even
if you didn't wipe or wash your hands in the restroom, you'd still miss the
pivotal part of the movie or the second scene, in which they flash the leading
man's naked derriere. So, you cross your legs and you hold it. And you hold it
until that first credit rolls and you sprint to the restroom, about
ready to explode all over your internal organs.

And at the restroom, you find a line of women that makes you think
there's a half-price sale on Mel Gibson's underwear in there. So, you wait and
smile politely at all the other ladies, also crossing their legs and smiling
politely. And you finally get closer. You check for feet under the stall
doors. Every one is occupied. You hope no one is doing frivolous things
behind those stall doors, like blowing their nose or checking the
contents of their wallet.

Finally, a stall door opens and you dash, nearly knocking down the woman
leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't
matter. You hang your handbag on the door hook, yank down your pants and
assume The Stance. Relief. More relief. Then your thighs begin to shake.

You'd love to sit down but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the
seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold The Stance as your thighs
experience a quake that would register an eight on the Richter scale.

To take your mind off it, you reach for the toilet paper. Might as well
be ready when you are done. But the toilet paper dispenser is empty. Your
thighs shake more. You remember the tiny napkin you wiped your fingers
on after eating buttered popcorn. It would have to do. You crumble it in
the puffiest way possible. It is still smaller than your thumbnail. Someone
pushes open your stall door because the latch doesn't work and your
pocketbook whams you in the head. "Occupied!" you scream as you reach
out for the door, dropping your buttered popcorn napkin in a puddle and
falling backward, directly onto the toilet seat.

You get up quickly, but it's too late. Your bare bottom has made contact
with all the germs and life forms on the bare seat because YOU never
laid down toilet paper, not that there was any, even if you had enough time
to.

And your mother would be utterly ashamed of you if she knew, because her
bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because, frankly, "You
don't know what kind of diseases you could get." And by this time, the
automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes,
sending up a stream of water akin to a fountain and then it suddenly sucks
everything down with such force that you grab onto the toilet paper dispenser for
fear of being dragged to China.

At that point, you give up. You're finished peeing. You're soaked by the
splashing water. You're exhausted. You try to wipe with a Chicklet
wrapper you found in your pocket, then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks.

You can't figure out how to operate the sinks with the automatic
sensors, so you just wipe your hands with a dry paper towel and walk past a line
of women, still waiting, cross-legged and unable to smile politely at this
point.

One kind soul at the very end of the line points out that you are
trailing a piece of toilet paper on your shoe as long as the Mississippi River. You
yank the paper from your shoe, plunk it in the woman's hand and say
warmly, "Here, you might need this."

As you emerge, you see your spouse, who has entered, used and exited his
restroom and read a copy of War and Peace while waiting for you. "What
took you so long?" he asks, annoyed. This is when you kick him sharply
in the shin and go home.

This is dedicated to all women everywhere who have ever had to deal
with a public toilet. And it finally explains to all you men what takes us so
long.

[Bone Daddy]

Brain you're a woman? Really?

[BrainDamage]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
Brain you're a woman? Really?

Just took a look.... NO! I am still a man. Wise a$$! :R

I just posted that for everyone that had to listen to the lame excuses from women for taking 30 minutes to take a leak.

[Bone Daddy]

Thank god I got confused by Rod being a woman..pretty soon psycho's gonna come outta the closet...Where's SGT with that big shotgun???LMAO
HELP:eek:

[Sgt_Stedenko]

I saw a pic of Rosie today on the Enquirer (or Star, or something) and all I could say was "Yikes".

I saw that picture too when I was in the checkout aisle at the grocery store.

You know how they say you shouldn't go grocery shopping on an empty stomach? Well I was glad I didn't follow that advice. I wanted to puke when I saw that face. :Z :( :(

[Sgt_Stedenko]

pretty soon psycho's gonna come outta the closet.

That would explain the white makeup. :gg :gg

[Bone Daddy]

And the odor de goat..LOL..And the tongue wagging too...Hmmm What was I talking about again??At least the thread is back on topic..Psychos happy lifestyle???LMAO

[Psycho99]

...Smarta$$es....all of yuz guys!!:Z :gg :cool:

~~The Psycho

[Sgt_Stedenko]

I was wondering where you were.

[Thor]

:gg

[elk32170]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
At least the thread is back on topic..


Excuse me...What does "on topic" mean? ;)

.elk

[Sgt_Stedenko]

I've lost track of the topic myself.

[BrainDamage]

Originally posted by Thor
:gg

Thor... your first time posting with us and you single handedly come up with the most meaningful post of all of us.

WOW! Congratulations!

[Bone Daddy]

You're right guys really 3 of these threads are all a blur..Got to get back to the farting..Had bad chinese last night with molson's..I'm gonna explode..:confused:

[elk32170]

Originally posted by Bone Daddy
....Had bad chinese last night with molson's..I'm gonna explode..:confused:

Good God Almighty, it's about to get ugly in here. :eek: :eek: ;)

[WYATT]

I must say that I agree with Thor, 100%. :gg

[Psycho99]

Originally posted by Sgt_Stedenko
I was wondering where you were.

Oh, i've been around......i need sum new toys to play with....i'm bored....he he he...i've actually been watching TV.....:eek::Z I can't post at work anymore...sumthin' 'bout the new IT mgr not liking the "dss hack hack dss smartcards hack, hack...etc" that "banners" in the browser border...:mad:

~~The Psycho

[elk32170]

Ah....so that explains the post reduction. Well, good to see you around when you can get here! I love my office - hard for others to see through walls... ;)

.elk

[Psycho99]

Yeah, Elk...I'm a productive Sum 'Bitc*..........heh he he!!

Crap i almost spelled the whole werd......hey Vic...can i post that whole werd???:Z...Jeeeeesh, i don't wanna go to the R.C....:D

~~The Psycho

[Bone Daddy]

Boy if it were possible for one of us to go to the RC it probably would've happened first preseason football game night..Boy I was blasted!!!Think Psych had a sympathy drunk on...:Z

[BrainDamage]

Originally posted by Psycho99
Yeah, Elk...I'm a productive Sum 'Bitc*..........heh he he!!

Crap i almost spelled the whole werd......hey Vic...can i post that whole werd???:Z...Jeeeeesh, i don't wanna go to the R.C....:D

~~The Psycho

I do not think spelling out BITCH can get you into trouble. I just looked the word up in the dictionary and it is defined as

FOLLOWS (http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=bitch)

I do not see anything wrong with posting the word BITCH according to the dictionary. If you are worried, stick with Bitc* like you did before.

[Bone Daddy]

Just don't preface it with punk a$$ and you'll be alright..Now this is starting to be an edumacational thread...Now i can show off my Devry Tech skills...Hoo Hoo..8 weeks later and I's a doctor!!!Just call me at the free clinic when you need a shot to clear it up!!:eek:
Stop calling every hour Psycho!!!There's no known cure for goat urine withdrawls!!!

[Sgt_Stedenko]

sumthin' 'bout the new IT mgr not liking the "dss hack hack dss smartcards hack, hack...etc" that "banners" in the browser border.

Perhaps you should set him up with some free 596. That might turn him around. :gg ;)

[Psycho99]

Originally posted by canuckman









Psycho:

Get the IT manager a "Free 5 Day Sample" of "Viagra" coupled with your personal expertise on access to "596", you could soon be the "Most Valuable Employee of the Month" and rapidly promoted within the system, as the IT manager's personal consultant.

Canuckman:)


Y'know....i think i'll do just that.....I bet his wife would just love it....y'see, she's in HR....she's a bitch :eek:...there, i said it!! :K ...ya happy now Brain???????;) :gg ...Bones...that 'ain't me calling.....i think it's "stew" old chap calling 'cause he misses you
:Z :gg :cool:


~~The Psycho

[BrainDamage]

Originally posted by Psycho99
....y'see, she's in HR....she's a bitch :eek:...there, i said it!! :K ...ya happy now Brain???????;) .....

~~The Psycho

I am so proud. When the youngin's start acting all grown up it brings a tear to my eye.