MercurE1
August 18th, 2002, 03:50 PM
Ah, Sweet Revenge Visits a Lawyer!
How's this for the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard.....
A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive
cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within
a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars
and without yet having made even his first premium payment on
The policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of
Small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the
obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the
normal fashion. The lawyer sued – and won!
In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance
company that he claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless,
that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had
warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it
would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered
To be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather
than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his
Loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."
NOW FOR THE BEST PART ...
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
arrested on 24 counts of arson! With his own insurance claim and
testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer
was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was
Sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine.
This is a true story and won first place in the recent Criminal
Lawyers Award Contest.
How's this for the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard.....
A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive
cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within
a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars
and without yet having made even his first premium payment on
The policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of
Small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the
obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the
normal fashion. The lawyer sued – and won!
In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance
company that he claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless,
that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had
warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it
would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered
To be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather
than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his
Loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."
NOW FOR THE BEST PART ...
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
arrested on 24 counts of arson! With his own insurance claim and
testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer
was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was
Sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine.
This is a true story and won first place in the recent Criminal
Lawyers Award Contest.