MercurE1
August 18th, 2002, 03:57 PM
>A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful
>parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little,"
>she asked the pet store owner.
>
>The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
>this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says
>some pretty vulgar stuff."
>
>The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
>anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room
>and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room,
>then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
>
>The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's
>not so bad."
>
>When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them
>and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman
>were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation.
>
>Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The bird
>looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
>parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little,"
>she asked the pet store owner.
>
>The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
>this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says
>some pretty vulgar stuff."
>
>The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
>anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room
>and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room,
>then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
>
>The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's
>not so bad."
>
>When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them
>and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman
>were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation.
>
>Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The bird
>looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."