TOP 10 Things to do with your P2

[Str8Dog]

I'll get this started.

10. "ice scraper" I have alread heard this one 100 times but got to include it.

9. Lockpick like in the movies.. the smooth metal plate makes it a breeze to slide behind the catching mechanizm.

8. Place holder in your wallet, so it looks like you have more credit cards than you really have. Big turn on for the hoochie mamas.

7. Tooth pick for those hard to reach places.

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cant think of anymore right now so Ill post more later.

[Hibididibidi]

Basically all the same things you can do with an expired credit card.

[Str8Dog]

I see humor is lost on you.

[Bumps]

Put two of them together in a dark closet and hope they have lots of little P4's :gg

[newmex]

i will put 2 bsh that look in ´mint conditions´ in a frame in my tv room and other 2 will use it to ´listen´ digital music. much better than ice crapper!

[hitme101]

Put them in a Old receiver & sell at yard sale for $20.;)

[OB1KnObE]

6. Postcard sent to Dave with your favorite old script on it.
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[cloudnine]

My first hack...sob.:(

Put it in a mound of acrylic and I'll use it as a paperweight maybe...

Now as for the emu...

Oh hell, I'm too upset to think right now. Worse than breaking up with that first boyfriend. So sad to see it go... although I knew it was coming.

[luvtowin]

Sell them to people that only know Dishnet

[MercurE1]

NO WAY!!!! i think everyone should find their favorite script and send it in to DAVE! that is a great idea.. let him deal with them and you totally forgot to try and strike them together in teh dark bathroom like certs and see sparks!

[LouCypher]

I'm thinking about setting up Windows to recognize it as my login credential. Use the programmer and the Smart Card stuff in XP maybe.

[PackerBacker]

Warm it up to about 200 degrees, roll it, let it cool, smoke it!

mmmmm p2 now thats some good $hit. EEAR, PASS IT ON>


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[Elvira]

I think I will melt them and sculpt them into earrings.

[The Foxy One]

well you could glue them all on one wall in your TV room and have fond memories (like wall paper)

put them on the ceiling fan blades ( might take some cutting so be careful with sharp knifes):Z :R

thats 2 right off my head.....:gg

The Foxy One;)

[Bone Daddy]

Well i have 4 of these little beauties..I want to be buried with them , along with my timeshifte...Bottle of crown and a national geographic mag featuring the bush women of the Africa...Now that's the way to go...

[rob13572468]

put them in the spokes on your bicycle tires for that futuristic "clacking" sound.

[yachtmd]

punch a little hole in one end (with a paper hole punch) and hang it from your rear view mirror, it can be used to recognize other pirates, like Gang colors, just flash your H card at them, if they flash an H back, they are Fellow Pirates :)

[cardmuncher]

use them for coasters for drinks.
paint them with numbers and letter uses them for deck of cards.
the table will never wobble again as long as you have spare h cards to pad the legs
use them to squeegee excess goat urine off the vinyl floor
use them instead of bottle caps in drinking games
in the winter - they will make great ears for the snowman
use them with sle just to make the numbers scroll on monitor to impress your favourite blonde (please do not flame me for this I married one and she is very smart-too smart - but the numbers still impress her!)

or lastly, send them to me - I am making the largest house of h cards ever -to break the world record