Revised H card shutdown schedule

[easyrider]

I swiped this from another site.. pretty funny stuff:D

NEW
DTV SCHEDULE FOR H CARD TURN OFF

8/19: 375, 377, 400-499
8/19: panic
8/20: 100-199
8/20: all testers go online and cry on each others shoulders
8/21: 800-899
8/21: angry subscribers form protest group
8/22: 600-699
8/22: rising resentment against DTV
8/23: 500-599
8/23: Beer sales hit all time record, supplies run dangerously low
8/24: 900-999
8/25: beer supplies replenished
8/25: 1-99
8/26: 300-399
8/27: 200-299
8/28: angry crowds gather outside DTV corporate HQ, execs copter to safety
8/29: 700-799
8/29: rising smoke is seen as far away as Kabul; Afghans scratch turbans in consternation, ask Special Forces "What is H card?"

[Bone Daddy]

Now that is the real schedule.....Thanks Easyrider I needed that..:cool:
Could you please add 8/23 BoneDaddy is found dead in his home due to dehydration after a 30hr. channel 596 marathon...RIP
LMAO

[elk32170]

Originally posted by easyrider
I swiped this from another site.. pretty funny stuff:D

NEW
DTV SCHEDULE FOR H CARD TURN OFF

8/20: 100-199
8/20: all testers go online and cry on each others shoulders
8/21: 800-899
8/21: angry subscribers form protest group


Yesterday was my personal day of mourning; I gave my trusty 303 a kiss and said, "Goodbye, old friend." :(

On the bright side, my kids have a "brand new" P133 to replace their old 486. ;)

.elk

[Sgt_Stedenko]

Now that's funny! :)

[crownvic]

Better get ahead start on the Drinking before the supplies run out,I think I'll start NOW.:)

[Sgt_Stedenko]

You had better re-revise that schedule. DTV has dropped 3 days worth of channel ranges this afternoon.

All the 500s are gone, so are the 600s and 800s.

Let the drinking begin. BURP! :gg

[Sgt_Stedenko]

I sent the wife out today with the van and my paycheck.

How do you know she won't come back with a six pack, and the remainder of your pay spent on women's clothing and makeup??? :gg :gg ;)