Got any good limericks?

[BugleBoy]

There once was a man named Art,
Who while striking a match did f@rt.
As the gas did pass,
Fire roasted his @$$
Now Art has rump-roast ala carte.

[Bone Daddy]

Little whillie with a dreadful shout,
gouged the babies eyeballs out,
jumped on them and made them pop.
Then daddy said now whillie , stop!!

[Bone Daddy]

I think that I shall never see, a thing as lovely as a tree.
But I think there should be, a tree left for me to see..
Some lumber firm from out of town,cut the whole darn forest down..
But I'll show those dirty skunks, I'll write a poem and call it "Trunks"

[BugleBoy]

Good Glen's trigger finger does itch
When he sees depredations of the rich.
He will never go easy
On the wealthy and sleasy
Especially Dave, that ole sum-b!tch.

[BugleBoy]

There once was a man named Dave,
who kept a dead ----- in a cave,
she had only one tit,
and smelled worse than sh!t,
but think of the money Dave saved.
:K

[elk32170]

There once was a chick from Nantucket,
who.....ah, never mind. ;)