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BrainDamage
November 11th, 2002, 01:25 PM
A convict, who had been imprisoned for first degree murder for the past 25 years, broke into a house and tied up the young couple who had been sleeping in their bedroom. The man was tied up in a chair on one side of the room and his wife, whom he had also gagged, on the bed. The convict got up on the bed directly over the wife and appeared to be kissing her neck. Suddenly, as she began shaking, he got up and left the room.

As soon as he could, the husband made his way over to the bed and whispered to his wife,” Honey, this guy hasn’t seen a woman in years! Now, I just saw him kissing you neck and I saw you shaking with fear but just co-operate with him and do anything he wants. If he wants to have --- with you, just go along with it and pretend that you’re enjoying it! What ever you do, don’t fight him or make him mad! Our lives may depend on it! Be strong and remember, I love you”. With that said the man made his way back across the room.

Finally, after spitting out the gag from her mouth, The half naked wife Replies, “ Dear, I’m so relieved to hear you say that. You’re right, he hasn’t seen a woman in 25 years, but he wasn’t kissing my neck. He was really whispering in my ear, telling me that he thought you were real cute and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you too”.

Dean_M_Love
November 11th, 2002, 01:32 PM
...sounds like Hitec after he gets out in about 25 years... :)

BrainDamage
November 11th, 2002, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Dean_M_Love
...sounds like Hitec after he gets out in about 25 years... :)

Yeah.. that is what I meant.. sure.. that's the ticket! (done in my best Jon Lovitz voice)

bill41
November 11th, 2002, 07:21 PM
25 years...you sure that isn't HItec now!:cool: