Azuka
March 6th, 2003, 07:36 AM
Just surfin ebay today, and found this, you've prolly seen it before, but funny still ;-)
The PineSat 2000 Receiver w/HU Card (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3011392033&category=15070)
THIS IS A BRAND NEW PINESAT 2000 DIRECTV COMPACT SAT RECEIVER, COMPLETE WITH SERIES 3 HU FOOTBALL CARD. THE CARD WILL ALLOW CHANNEL 100, AND SINCE IT IS USED, WE CANNOT GUARANTEE ANYTHING BEYOND THAT. THE PINESAT 2000 DOES NOT PROVIDE POWER TO THE LNB, SO A VOLTAGE SWITCH & 2ND SAT RECEIVER WILL BE NEEDED TO ENSURE PROPER VOLTAGE AT THE LNB. THE PINESAT 2000 DOES NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO OR AUDIO OUTPUT, DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT IS PRIMARILY A BLOCK OF WOOD.
SHIPPING WILL BE $59.95 FOR CARD AND RECEIVER, DUE TO EXTREME PACKING MEASURES THAT WE TAKE WITH HARDWARE. IF YOU FEEL THAT YOU ARE NOT TECHNICALLY INCLINED ENOUGH TO MAKE THE PINESAT 2000 WORK FOR YOU, THEN I WILL SHIP THE CARD ONLY FOR $7.50 VIA USPS PRIORITY LETTER.
(note, caps are in actual ad. I didn't leave my caps lock on ;-)
Lame but funny attempt at trying to sell an HU Card without DirecTV_VeRO killing the sale. I wonder if it actually worked ;-)
The PineSat 2000 Receiver w/HU Card (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3011392033&category=15070)
THIS IS A BRAND NEW PINESAT 2000 DIRECTV COMPACT SAT RECEIVER, COMPLETE WITH SERIES 3 HU FOOTBALL CARD. THE CARD WILL ALLOW CHANNEL 100, AND SINCE IT IS USED, WE CANNOT GUARANTEE ANYTHING BEYOND THAT. THE PINESAT 2000 DOES NOT PROVIDE POWER TO THE LNB, SO A VOLTAGE SWITCH & 2ND SAT RECEIVER WILL BE NEEDED TO ENSURE PROPER VOLTAGE AT THE LNB. THE PINESAT 2000 DOES NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO OR AUDIO OUTPUT, DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT IS PRIMARILY A BLOCK OF WOOD.
SHIPPING WILL BE $59.95 FOR CARD AND RECEIVER, DUE TO EXTREME PACKING MEASURES THAT WE TAKE WITH HARDWARE. IF YOU FEEL THAT YOU ARE NOT TECHNICALLY INCLINED ENOUGH TO MAKE THE PINESAT 2000 WORK FOR YOU, THEN I WILL SHIP THE CARD ONLY FOR $7.50 VIA USPS PRIORITY LETTER.
(note, caps are in actual ad. I didn't leave my caps lock on ;-)
Lame but funny attempt at trying to sell an HU Card without DirecTV_VeRO killing the sale. I wonder if it actually worked ;-)