UPI-DirecTv Announces P6 Exchange on April 1, 2003

[directvp4]

UPI-DirecTv announced today that starting on April 1, 2003 through May 31, 2003 it will conduct a massive card exchange to foil satellite hackers. "All current cards will be exchanged within 60 days" stated DirecTv President Tanya Memme. These new P6 cards feature a picture of a red, white and blue flag of the United States on the front and a picture of the Canadian Maple Leaf on the back.

"What makes this card so unique is the Dual Chip on both sides of the card" according to Tanya Memme. This chip will foil all satellite hackers programmers which only use one side of the card for programming therefore foiling the hackers!

In a related developement General Motors announced that a new concept vehicle called the "Sat Hack Bus". This unique vehicle is specially designed with the latest eves dropping technology. "This vehicle will travel specific regions of the country listening for illegal satellite receptions. "we will listen in every bedroom throughout the counrty listening for satellite receptions which are not authorized by DirecTv" according to Larry Reiser VP of Internal Signal Intergrity Unit.

GM will deliver these special units in January 2004 in time for Super Bowl sunday.

[Sgt_Stedenko]

I wish them the best of luck. :gg

[Bone Daddy]

Hey wait a sec, the Super Bowl is broadcast over traditional stations....So how would they know I wasn't watching the rabbit ears?!?!?!:eek: Plus I make all sorts of noises in the bedroom that Larry might not want to hear:o

[bignoze]

thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BrainDamage]

I heard they were going to change from the picture of a red, white and blue flag of the United States on the front and a picture of the Canadian Maple Leaf on the back, to a picture of Tanya in a bikini.

Is this true?

[directvp4]

Now that Tanya is President the P5 was cancelled! The P5 had the picture of her on it, now they are going to sell them on e-bay and use the P6.

[bill41]

Tanya could retire if she posed for Playboy....:cool:

[BrainDamage]

Originally posted by bill41
Tanya could retire if she posed for Playboy....:cool:

I could retire if she posed for Playboy. That would complete my life.

[nascarfan38]

Ok, let's get a couple of things straight here. 1) If the p6 is supposed to be so hack proof why the need for listening devices? 2)Maybe Direct TV is doing their own Naughty Amateur Home Videos for distribution on the sat courtesy of our bedrooms.:D Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!

[keyman6969]

OHBOY!!!! this will be around awhile I think they are still gossipping about the last one thanks alot.

[PackerBacker]

Gee really??? Are you sure?? LMAO

[ELECTRONIC1]

Seems like there is an April Fool born every minute.
E1.

[chevy]

Tanya is the president of DTV! She was a spokesperson last week. I guess it isn't who you know , it's who you......... , well you know the rest.

[directvp4]

Tanya is a very talented individual!