Cajun Pregnancy

[Tomcat1]

Cajun Pregnancy
Way down in dat old swamp known as Louisiana, Boudreaux's old lady had
been pregnant for some time, and now her time had come. So, he brought her
to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little
boy.
The doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said, "Hey Boudreaux! You just
had you a son!" Ain't dat grand!! Boudreaux got excited by this, but just
then the doctor spoke up and said, Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The
doctor then delivered a little girl.
He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You got you a daughter! She a pretty lil
tang, too."
Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor said,"Hold
on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy and
said, "Boudreaux, you just had youself another boy!"
When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their three children, he sat
down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out
of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"
She said, "Yeah, I remember."
Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a good tang we didn't use no WD-40."