aceland
May 8th, 2003, 01:37 PM
Subject: Cool things about being a man ..
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> Some are silly, but most are oh so true.
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> Cool things about being a man:
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> 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
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> 2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
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> 3. Your last name stays put.
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> 4. The garage is all yours.
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> 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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> 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
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> 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
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> 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
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> 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
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> 10. Same work .. more pay.
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> 11. Wrinkles-add character.
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> 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch
> adjustments.
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> 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
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> 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
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> 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
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> 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
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> 17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
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> 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
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> 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
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> 20. You can open all your own jars.
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> 21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
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> 22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
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> 23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
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> 24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
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> 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>
> 26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without
> ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
>
> 27. No maxi-pads.
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> 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
> might become lifelong friends.
>
> 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
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> 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
> bolt.
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> 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
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> 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
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> 33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
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> 34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
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> 35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
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> 36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on
> December 24th, in minutes.
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> 37. The world is your urinal.
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> Ten Things men know for sure about women.
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> 8.
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> 9.
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> 10. They have breasts
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>
> Some are silly, but most are oh so true.
>
>
> Cool things about being a man:
>
> 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
>
> 2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
>
> 3. Your last name stays put.
>
> 4. The garage is all yours.
>
> 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>
> 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
>
> 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>
> 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
>
> 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
>
> 10. Same work .. more pay.
>
> 11. Wrinkles-add character.
>
> 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch
> adjustments.
>
> 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
>
> 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
>
> 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
>
> 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>
> 17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
>
> 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
>
> 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
>
> 20. You can open all your own jars.
>
> 21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
>
> 22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
>
> 23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
>
> 24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
>
> 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>
> 26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without
> ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
>
> 27. No maxi-pads.
>
> 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
> might become lifelong friends.
>
> 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
>
> 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
> bolt.
>
> 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
>
> 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>
> 33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
>
> 34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
>
> 35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
>
> 36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on
> December 24th, in minutes.
>
> 37. The world is your urinal.
>
>
> Ten Things men know for sure about women.
>
> 1.
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> 2.
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> 3.
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> 4.
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> 5.
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> 6.
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> 7.
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> 8.
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> 9.
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> 10. They have breasts