The Infamous NO PLAY J
June 4th, 2003, 11:33 PM
Myrtle and Daisy were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. Myrtle pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Daisy: What's that?
Myrtle: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Daisy: Where did you get it?
Myrtle: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day Daisy hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Daisy replied, "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
PEACE
Daisy: What's that?
Myrtle: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Daisy: Where did you get it?
Myrtle: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day Daisy hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Daisy replied, "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
PEACE