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markAdeck
August 8th, 2003, 09:58 AM
With all the b/s we have been through since 4-30, this should lighten everyones mood. No slurs are intended, so please no one take offense. In Oakland, California there is political consideration being given to teaching this kind of slang in the public schools.

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> Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework
> assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
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> 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
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> 2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
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> 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man,
> somebody get that catacomb.
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> 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
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> 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
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> 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss
> disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
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> 7. ----- - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and
> said -----.
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> 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look
> fake." He say, "Bull----, that watch israel".
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> 9 Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
> undermine.
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> 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and
> took me to the poolhall.
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> 11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you
> break.
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> 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you
> plan on stain for dinner?"
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> 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say
> "fortify."
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> 14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

bzg92064
August 8th, 2003, 05:11 PM
LMFAO, that was to funny. I think I will copy this one, I know a few friends that will fall over when they read this... :)

markAdeck
August 8th, 2003, 05:14 PM
Finally! A reply, this thing is a kick in the a$$. Funny, and factual all at the same time. Thanx.

HUGH127
August 13th, 2003, 06:51 AM
yea i just c&p'd this for bathroom reading material at work :)

chevy
August 25th, 2003, 10:45 PM
That's funny!