710

[bzg92064]

A few days ago I was having some work done at the car dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there. He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right >there." http://oldtraveler.ccwebhost.com/03/Images/oil.jpg

[HotRodTodd]

Congratulations, you just have had the privlidge of meeting my ex.:eek:

[V8Ranger]

ROTFLMAO :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Sounds kinda like my wife ,i get in the car and the first time i hit the brakes it makes the most grinding sound you ever heard .Ask her how long it had been doing that her reply was for about a week .Needless to say when i went to look at it the disk pads had worn down to nothing and the rotor was wore clear though the front edge and into the vent ribs of the rotor.
Another time she was leaving town and heard a loud snap,she wouldn't admit it at the time but the 710 :) light was on and she drove it 5 miles before it quit.At the time she acted like she didnt know why it stopped running .So when i pulled the engine and ask her if there was anything she wanted to tell me before i pulled the pan off the story changed.After pulling the pan off found the problem 710 :) pump locked up twisting the 710 shaft into.Humm wonder why it quit running LOL