Rambo 2
August 22nd, 2003, 05:35 PM
During a recent divorce trial; the judge asks the young lad who he would rather live with, mommy or daddy?
The boy pauses for a minute and tells the judge in a shy tone; "I would rather live with the Detroit Tigers."
The perplexed judge, studders "Son, don't you know that the Detroit Tigers are a baseball club...... why would you wish to live with them"?
"Well," says the boy, "Mommy and daddy both beat me,....the Detroit Tigers never beat anybody".
The boy pauses for a minute and tells the judge in a shy tone; "I would rather live with the Detroit Tigers."
The perplexed judge, studders "Son, don't you know that the Detroit Tigers are a baseball club...... why would you wish to live with them"?
"Well," says the boy, "Mommy and daddy both beat me,....the Detroit Tigers never beat anybody".