gopherguts
August 31st, 2003, 06:35 AM
Potatoes
>
> Paul, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make it with any of the
girls,
> so he heads over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard has any
advice
> for him.
>
> "Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them baggy old
> swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta
> style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Spandex Speedos - about
> two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm
> tellin ya man...you'll have all the babes ya want!"
>
> The following weekend, Paul hits the beach with his spanking new tight
> Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and it's worse than before. Everybody
> on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning
> away, laughing, looking sick! So Paul goes back to the lifeguard again and
> asks him, "What's wrong now?"
>
> "JAHEESUS!" says the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"
>
> Paul, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make it with any of the
girls,
> so he heads over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard has any
advice
> for him.
>
> "Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them baggy old
> swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta
> style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Spandex Speedos - about
> two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm
> tellin ya man...you'll have all the babes ya want!"
>
> The following weekend, Paul hits the beach with his spanking new tight
> Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and it's worse than before. Everybody
> on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning
> away, laughing, looking sick! So Paul goes back to the lifeguard again and
> asks him, "What's wrong now?"
>
> "JAHEESUS!" says the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"