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LAWMAN
October 16th, 2003, 01:58 PM
Directv have agreed with my attorney to let me resolve my dispute with them on Judge Judy .
Will either one of you be interested in being MY expert witness??:)
Fullmonte
October 16th, 2003, 03:51 PM
This outta be interesting...
HotRodTodd
October 16th, 2003, 06:34 PM
LMFAO!:D Man i hope your kidding, thats one mean bitch! She will have you confessing to things you didnt even do!
Dean_M_Love
October 16th, 2003, 06:57 PM
I dunno, that Bird guy kinda scares me :)
nukelocker
October 17th, 2003, 06:33 AM
Originally posted by LAWMAN
Directv have agreed with my attorney to let me resolve my dispute with them on Judge Judy .
Will either one of you be interested in being MY expert witness??:)


If this is true why in the world would you post it? How many people do you figure are going to solve this on Judge Judy? You just fingered yourself. Please delete this entire thread:mad:
LAWMAN
October 17th, 2003, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by nukelocker
If this is true why in the world would you post it? How many people do you figure are going to solve this on Judge Judy? You just fingered yourself. Please delete this entire thread:mad:

WHY??
I am innocent....
I work in a ZOO and we need smart cards to access the animal cages.
I own 23 Bengal Tigers myself and we were fed up of our animals getting stolen.
My Tigers will be in court with me along with 8 hump back Pythons,13 crocodiles,4 saber toothed elephants and 98 canaries.
I will demonstrate HOW I open the cages,feed and excercise the animals.
Does any of you own a farm? I'm in need of about 2000 chickens to do my demonstration.
LM. :)
mouse01
October 17th, 2003, 10:08 AM
i use my smart cards to open up the main security gate at my "Trailer Park". i never put much thought into the whole animal cage thing. that is a good idea and i will look into installing one on my dogs carry cage. ;)
LemonHead
October 17th, 2003, 06:21 PM
I got a BIG EMU farm, it's called EMU's R US.

We don't have any chickens, but we do have an abundant supply of EMU's. I got at least 25,000 EMU's you can use if you wish.

If you can manage to get me some free publicity on Judge Judy, I'll set you up with a lifetime supply of EMU burgers. They are tasty too!

How about it LAWMAN, sound fair enough to you?
HotRodTodd
October 17th, 2003, 11:55 PM
Thats It LemonHead !! Its off to the reading club for you! Read the rules, No Selling and No talking about Emu's.:D You better hope "Dan" doesnt catch you with 25,000 Emu's, LOL.
DoctorNik
October 18th, 2003, 09:00 AM
I just have one question....
why would Judge Judy work for this civil suit?? The suit is for far more than the 5000.00 limit that most states allow as the maximun for small claims,,, is not the 3500.00 they are asking for a settlement before court actions take place/?
is not DTV asking like 10,000 per item, and isn't 10,000 much more than the max small claims allows?

just curious as to why DTV would allow this move....
mouse01
October 18th, 2003, 09:12 AM
hey doc it appears that fall from the stool above your sink did more than give the the idea for the flux capacitor. it appears to have clouded your peripheral vision. look closer doc.:o
DoctorNik
October 18th, 2003, 10:59 AM
roflmao
missed that entirely....


:gg :o :Z
choctawba
October 18th, 2003, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by LemonHead
I got a BIG EMU farm, it's called EMU's R US.

We don't have any chickens, but we do have an abundant supply of EMU's. I got at least 25,000 EMU's you can use if you wish.

If you can manage to get me some free publicity on Judge Judy, I'll set you up with a lifetime supply of EMU burgers. They are tasty too!

How about it LAWMAN, sound fair enough to you?


THATS IT DAMNIT.....I GOTTA GO GET A BURGER!
elk32170
October 18th, 2003, 05:23 PM
Hehehe....and the trailer park gasps to life once again... ;) I hope Judge Judy finds in your favor, but she may just say: "Baliff? Kick these two nuts in the butt!" :D
LAWMAN
October 19th, 2003, 06:33 AM
Originally posted by DoctorNik
I just have one question....
why would Judge Judy work for this civil suit?? The suit is for far more than the 5000.00 limit that most states allow as the maximun for small claims,,, is not the 3500.00 they are asking for a settlement before court actions take place/?
is not DTV asking like 10,000 per item, and isn't 10,000 much more than the max small claims allows?

just curious as to why DTV would allow this move....

That's simple.
There will be 2 episodes and 2 episodes = 2 trials.
$5000 per trial=$10,000.
At least that's the way I understand it....
:)