Mechanic
October 31st, 2003, 06:55 AM
Little Johnny knows better.......
Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being
uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for
money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring,and took Little Johnny aside to ask
him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "He manages the Red Sox, but I was too embarrassed to say so."
Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being
uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for
money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring,and took Little Johnny aside to ask
him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "He manages the Red Sox, but I was too embarrassed to say so."