wedding colors

[gopherguts]

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl
>whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in
>white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and
>today is the happiest day of her life." The child
>thought about this for a moment, then
>said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

[Dean_M_Love]

...actually the real reason the bride wears white is so the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances....

[gopherguts]

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The groom is standing at the alter with the biggest smile on his face. So the best man asked why such a big smile. The groom responded by saying I just got one of the best blowjobs in the world from my wife to be.
Fade to the bride with a huge smile on her face. And the brides maid asks her why such a big smile. She answers: I just gave the last blow job I'll ever have to give the rest of my life.